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                        If a tank were not a tank.....

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 14, 2004 8:15 AM
                        In the words of the Afgan guy in The Beast of War.
                        BRRRRRRR. or TUNK.

                        Keep well.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 14, 2004 1:55 AM
                        hmmm. Lets see here. If one were coming at me, and it wasn't a tank I would say...

                        "OH sh*t... RUN!!!!!"

                        So, then it would be called an
                        ohsh*trunmobile
                        It kinda has a ring to it.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 13, 2004 10:48 PM
                        deadly turtle?
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                        Buddho
                        • Member since
                          March 2003
                        • From: Newport News VA
                        Posted by Buddho on Saturday, March 13, 2004 5:16 PM
                        boom buggy?

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                        beav
                        • Member since
                          May 2003
                        • From: Ft. Sill, OK
                        Posted by beav on Saturday, March 13, 2004 5:15 PM
                        or, the Manned Darwinnian Process Catalyzing Machine
                        sorry, if you look at the date, I brought this out of the stoneage!

                        "First to Fire!"

                        Steven

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                        beav
                        • Member since
                          May 2003
                        • From: Ft. Sill, OK
                        Posted by beav on Saturday, March 13, 2004 5:09 PM
                        In the biological bi-nomial nomenclature(two name scientific name)

                        You goboom

                        hows that?

                        "First to Fire!"

                        Steven

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                        M1abramsRules
                        • Member since
                          June 2003
                        Posted by M1abramsRules on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 10:43 AM
                        metal that spurts fire Big Smile [:D]

                        seriously, I would say

                        treaded (or dreaded) armored box
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 3:25 AM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Erock68

                        Slinky Wheeled BoomStick Carrier!

                        Or a variation on Erocks theme:
                        Tracked BoomStick Carrier

                        "$3Million, Sporting Goods... Shop smart, Shop S-Mart!"
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                        tigerman
                        • Member since
                          March 2003
                        • From: Rain USA, Vancouver WA
                        Posted by tigerman on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 10:40 PM
                        Mobile fortress.

                        http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/wing_nut_5o/PANZERJAGERGB.jpg

                         Eric 

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                        targetdriver
                        • Member since
                          May 2011
                        • From: Omaha, NE
                        Posted by targetdriver on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 9:40 PM
                        I always liked calling tankers "Tracked Toads" myself.

                        CAV RULES!!!!!
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                        KJ200
                        • Member since
                          July 2003
                        • From: Bicester, England
                        Posted by KJ200 on Monday, January 12, 2004 7:29 AM
                        Man in a can!

                        KarlBig Smile [:D]

                        Currently on the bench: AZ Models 1/72 Mig 17PF

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 12, 2004 1:40 AM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by kaleu

                        The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? Cool [8D]


                        Run away, run away ! Laugh [(-D]


                        And yes, happyness is a belt fed weapon.......


                        Herr Gray Whistling [:-^]
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                        kaleu
                        • Member since
                          February 2003
                        • From: Racing capital of the world- Indy
                        Posted by kaleu on Sunday, January 11, 2004 7:34 PM
                        The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? Cool [8D]
                        Erik "Don't fruit the beer." Newest model buys: More than I care to think about. It's time for a support group.
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                        Dwight Ta-ala
                        • Member since
                          July 2003
                        • From: Philippines
                        Posted by Dwight Ta-ala on Sunday, January 11, 2004 6:13 PM
                        Armored Moving Human Bar-B-Q Grill!

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2004 5:23 PM
                        "THEE LAND ANNIHILATOR" Big Smile [:D]
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2004 5:07 PM
                        Ehmm..

                        Fluffy
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2004 3:18 PM
                        Ok, how about ......

                        Tracked population control......

                        or B.M.P.K.M. (Big, Mean,People Killing,Machine)

                        or Panzeredkampfwagon Big Smile [:D]


                        Herr Gray Whistling [:-^]
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2004 2:20 PM
                        Tin Can with a Bad Attitude.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2004 2:10 PM
                        Steel Beasts? Whistling [:-^]

                        If you're wondering, check out www.SteelBeasts.com

                        BT6
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                        kaleu
                        • Member since
                          February 2003
                        • From: Racing capital of the world- Indy
                        Posted by kaleu on Sunday, January 11, 2004 12:55 AM
                        A big can of whoop-a** Big Smile [:D]
                        Erik "Don't fruit the beer." Newest model buys: More than I care to think about. It's time for a support group.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 8:36 PM
                        ..........metal that mess-z with your mind.....jeffl
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                        Build22
                        • Member since
                          May 2003
                        • From: Upstate NY
                        Posted by Build22 on Saturday, January 10, 2004 6:53 PM

                        Boom stick carrier ? Hysterical !!!!Laugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D]
                        Jim [IMG]
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 4:20 PM
                        Slinky Wheeled BoomStick Carrier!
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                        J-Hulk
                        • Member since
                          February 2003
                        • From: Tochigi, Japan
                        Posted by J-Hulk on Saturday, January 10, 2004 2:23 PM
                        In Japanese it's "sensha," which literally means "war vehicle."

                        "Battle Wagon" always sounded good to me!
                        ~Brian
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 2:18 PM
                        Big mean butt kicker
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 12:45 PM
                        OH ya! El Diablo is what I would call it, the Usteades van al a diablo would be the reason I would call it that.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 12:44 PM
                        El Diablo... Usteades van al a Diablo. roughy translated, I believe if spanish served me it means (They all go to hell) I'd have to check that though.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 12:10 PM
                        I'm with Rob on that, I think that's the definition that fits best!!!
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                        Duke Maddog
                        • Member since
                          June 2003
                        • From: Rowland Heights, California
                        Posted by Duke Maddog on Saturday, January 10, 2004 11:34 AM
                        The British tended to call it a Landcruiser while they were developing it. The idea was that it would rule the Battlefield like the Armored cruisers and Battle Cruisers of the seas.

                        Well, it does rule the battlefield!
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