OK Phroosh, It's GO time...

Otto Carius walks into a bar with two of his crew and orders a round orf beers. One round soon turns into a dozen, as the the old fellows get well and truly drunk. As closing time comes around, the bartender asks them to leave.
"Nein," says Otto, "We can't."
"Why?" asks the baartender.
"Ve are unable to walk to our Tank" slurs Otto, much to the delight of his crew.
"Well I have to get you out of here somehow," grumbles the barman, "I have to close this place."

Otto replies...

"Well then maybe you Otto Carius........."

I am very sorry about this, Ausf made me do it.

Matt

Absolutely Brilliant!
I really didn't expect a response...I figured it was a near impossible set up as is.
Now people are going to back away from me again as I laugh for no apparent reason.
Outstanding Phroosh.

Glad to share a laugh with you!

People here probably think we are a little strange too.....

Matt

QUOTE: Originally posted by phroosh Otto Carius walks into a bar with two of his crew and orders a round orf beers. One round soon turns into a dozen, as the the old fellows get well and truly drunk. As closing time comes around, the bartender asks them to leave. "Nein," says Otto, "We can't." "Why?" asks the baartender. "Ve are unable to walk to our Tank" slurs Otto, much to the delight of his crew. "Well I have to get you out of here somehow," grumbles the barman, "I have to close this place." Otto replies... "Well then maybe you Otto Carius........." I am very sorry about this, Ausf made me do it. Matt

Ba dum pish.... Ha... Ha... Ha

Matt, that is just not right!! LOL

I've been groaning for two minutes!

It's so lame it's funny. I will be sitting in math class tomorrow and this will catch up with me.

don't bring that one up ever again matt. at work or on the forum.

If this creeps back into the space between my ears tomorrow when I'm trying to deliver a lecture.....

I smell a screenplay......
I'll get the crew and equipment, YOU dig up Peter!

Hey buff,
Is this lecture at McGill? You're finished, 'Otto Carius' is gonna leap right in there, there is NO doubt.

QUOTE: Originally posted by phroosh Glad to share a laugh with you! People here probably think we are a little strange too..... Matt

With your sense of humour you are a little strange, but then again most of us here in Ozzie are strange.

QUOTE: Originally posted by phroosh "Ve are unable to walk to our Tank" slurs Otto, much to the delight of his crew. "Well I have to get you out of here somehow," grumbles the barman, "I have to close this place." Otto replies... "Well then maybe you Otto Carius........."

Well........keep going...........what happens.......



Next,
If a guy walks into the bar w/a ten inch pianist............. I allready know that one

Ausf,
Heavens, no! I`m not that smart. I went to McGill, but that is about it. I teach history to high school juniors and seniors. Some days they do more writing, and days like today, they do more listening. Today I get to take my juniors through the Canadian and Quebec gov`ts responses to the Great Depression. You can understand why I might be a little distracted. Just after "The Replacements" came out, I couldn't get one of the funnier lines (I thought) out of my head. For three days I had to teach with the words "but coach, I look like I j******d off an elephant." running through my head. They never warned us about stuff like that we I took my teaching degree1