In a desperate strive for Dominance in his all T34 unit(not being upgraded yet to the new T34/85) The Political commisar added hay stolen from a nearby farm(taken for the war effort of course) and summarily placed it upon the sides of his turret, for camoflage, and for making his tank's silohette look like the new version. He was mistaken, and was killed in action, when the burning hay hindered his routine escape.
Hmmm, some charred hay, maybe a dead blackened hand sticking out of the turret, and the hay(heaped on top to hide from air attack) smouldered in some areas(chared black) sounds like a good Darwin award(too bad for the driver and gunner though)