QUOTE: Originally posted by ausf
Looks Great!, now it's in the 'showroom finish', dirty it up put it in front of some bushes and it'll pratically disappear.
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(Tank shop, Frankfurt, 1943)
ACHTUNG! Ah yez.. You zere, vurker.. You wiz ze necktie und commision bazed fee.. I vould like to take zis Panzer for a tezt draive.
jawohl.. Ehm vich panzer..
Ze Panzer..
Mein herr, ve have many panzers here..
Don't you get schmart wiz me, jung mann, or I vill have you shot zo fazt you von't even be able to zay guten himmel, wo sind mein kartoffeln... Now give me ze keys to ze panzer tank.. Ze panzer funf.. You know, p-a-n-t-h-e-r.. Panzer.
Ohh, ze Panzer! I zought you ment just any panzer..
Vy vould I zay zat? Vot do you take me for? A dummkopf?
Saukopf..
VOT??
Nein.. Saukopf gun mantlet.. On ze jagdpanzer
On ze Stug?
Jah, zat vun too, but I meant on ze jagd panzer..
I did not zay I vonted a jagd panzer, I vont ze regular panzer..
Vell, ve do have a nice low kilometer panzer. wiz ze special hub capz und schporty auspuff..
Vot colour?
A pretty sree tone camouflage..
A yes, zat is nice yes, yes.. Vot colour iz ze interiour?
Oh, a fetching weiss wiz ze black trim. All carefully inschtalled by only ze finest schlave labour our wehrmacht could round up und schtuff into ze back of an Opel Blitz...
Veeerrry intereschting, yes.. Vot does it do for ze petrol?
Oh, about funf liters to ze vun kilometer.. Better zan ze average Amerikanischer family automobile..
Ach zo.. Vell, lets take it vor a schpin und ve'll talk about it zome more zen, eh?
How vould herr be paying for zis?
I shall zee to it zat you shall not be shot, jah?
Sounds fair enough to me..