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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Monday, April 19, 2004 7:10 PM
                        So if we take a right at pas-de-calais, and then drive our floating panzer to london, we capture Winston Churchill. Then we take a left at the coast and go to Canada and then we take another left at Toronto and off to see the president.
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                        Abastyr
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                          December 2002
                        Posted by Abastyr on Thursday, April 15, 2004 7:12 PM
                        Guy on Left "Why did I get these silly Yellow Toy Binoculars and the guy in the middle got the cool Black ones"?
                        My Model Page http://www.andysmodels.com
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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, April 15, 2004 6:40 PM
                        "und zat is ze new funfzig Mark song"
                        "fur schnitzel mein nitzel"
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                        wipw
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                          January 2003
                        • From: Utah - USA
                        Posted by wipw on Thursday, April 15, 2004 3:49 PM
                        Okay, it says from the tank, take 13 paces north turn left, take 5 paces, another left and 8 paces, right and 20 paces, and you'll find the burried treasure! Hans, you go get the shovels, but tell those idiots on the tank not to move it or we'll never find the chest!
                        Bill ========================================================== DML M4A2 Red Army ========================================================== ========================================================== -- There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". (Author unknown)
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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, April 15, 2004 3:40 PM
                        (Guy with the map) "Ok men... the way I see it we are right here."
                        (Guy on the right) "But LT if we were there we would be in Himler's backyard."
                        (Guy sitting on Panther barrel) " They really need to stop letting officers read maps"Evil [}:)]
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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, April 15, 2004 7:43 AM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by subfixer

                        Good one, yellowjasper. Subtle but succinct.


                        Thanks, subfixer




                        So officer, it's like this,

                        I was just coming down the road my with Panther, I had no way to see that hot dog vendor, or that kid on his bike, or his dog, or his mother and two sisters, or his aunt with her two kids or his father driving the school bus. - I guess they just all got stuck under there ?



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                        styrene
                        • Member since
                          May 2003
                        • From: The flat lands of the Southeast
                        Posted by styrene on Thursday, April 15, 2004 7:26 AM
                        "OK, three across. What's a four letter word for 'panzer'?"


                        Gip Winecoff

                        1882: "God is dead"--F. Nietzsche

                        1900: "Nietzsche is dead"--God

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, April 15, 2004 12:44 AM
                        Put zee"X" in zee mittle square Fritz... Zat vill stump zee Panzer boys!!!
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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 8:55 PM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by tigerman

                        "9 down is Edelweiss, dumbkopf!





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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 8:38 PM
                        Zee, iff u turn heem upzide down he lookz even more funny. Hahahaha, Like das bunniez.
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                        Build22
                        • Member since
                          May 2003
                        • From: Upstate NY
                        Posted by Build22 on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 8:16 PM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by ausf

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Michaelvk

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by ausf

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Michaelvk

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by ausf

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Michaelvk

                        "See? Zat is how you effectivly draw a bunny.."

                        Nein, I vill still maintain zat ze ears are out of ze proportion of ze vhiskers as you have drawn zem. Zey muuust be shortened by at least a millimeter. Zat is my position.


                        Vot are you talking about? Zis is not a normal bunny, zis iz ze uber bunny, ze bunny of ze zird reich, ze bunny zat vill last for a zouzand years! Und zat is vy ze ears are 1mm larger..


                        Ach du lieber! Haven't zu read der fuhrer's new directive concerning ze Uber Bunny? it clearly zays zat all ears shall be no less zan 6.5 mm larger und of course blonde und zat is it! Und it vill be designated ReichRabbitUberBunny or ReRaUB IIV in abbreviation.


                        ReRaUB IIV? Who do you zink you are kidding? Zat vould be ReRaUB III. I zink zat you are pulling my schnitzengruber.. I could have you shot for zis..


                        Of course I meant VII Komerad, I vas just testing your loyalty to ze Party, You have passed...please join me now, 'Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber a........'


                        Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D] That's Hysterical !!!





                        How about :



                        ..........are you ready...........okay, take this down...........

                        Dear Mr Hitler,
                        Please excuse the boys and I from fighting today because the enemy is actually much closer than we had initially expected and there is a chance one of us may get hurt.

                        signed
                        Manfred and the boys

                        ............................I think that will work.........he'll understand, I'm sure






                        Jim [IMG]
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                        tigerman
                        • Member since
                          March 2003
                        • From: Rain USA, Vancouver WA
                        Posted by tigerman on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 5:42 PM
                        "9 down is Edelweiss, dumbkopf!"

                        "Hey Heinrich has the new svimsuit edition."

                        One of the guys gets a "Dear Franz Letter".



                        http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/wing_nut_5o/PANZERJAGERGB.jpg

                         Eric 

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 4:29 PM
                        "Hier".. "Nein.. Zere".. "Vot about uber hier?" "Nein nein nein.. I"m telling you ze ball iz hier just above ze goalkeeper.."
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                        Res M198
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                          March 2004
                        • From: Parker Colorado
                        Posted by Res M198 on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 4:16 PM
                        "Hier ist Waldo!"
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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 2:47 PM
                        From the four guys on the Panther:

                        "I wonder if we honked they would move?"
                        "WE didn't get OUR FSM Grumpy [|(]"
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 1:41 PM
                        "...Fritz, you go long on the left side, Johan, you go straight up the middle. I forget is the rush on two or three mississippis?"
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 1:15 PM
                        Subfixer, LOL I noticed that too! Must be late war, none of the headgear fits!

                        Guy on right: "Now Fritzle ol' Schnitzel, I told you before, if you're going to write in that book you need a pencil. You can't just hold a pretend pencil in your hand."
                        Guys in back: "Hey, Ja! Ze page ist blank!"

                        Of course, maybe 'Fritzle' has a short pencil, but we won't go into that... I heard it was a common problem for the Germans back in WWII. hmmm.

                        Ron
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                        wipw
                        • Member since
                          January 2003
                        • From: Utah - USA
                        Posted by wipw on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 12:24 PM
                        Guy on the right..."Are we there, yet??"
                        Bill ========================================================== DML M4A2 Red Army ========================================================== ========================================================== -- There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". (Author unknown)
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 11:41 AM
                        "....................and this is a picture of the Fuherer in a Tutu. I took it at the Theatre last month."

                        Others in the photo:
                        "Let me see, let me see. "
                        "You're holding it wrong, what's written..."
                        "I've got a much better tutu than that...."
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                        subfixer
                        • Member since
                          March 2004
                        • From: Spartanburg, SC
                        Posted by subfixer on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 11:22 AM
                        Good one, yellowjasper. Subtle but succinct.

                        I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 11:10 AM


                        ............... hey, what kind of funny mustache do we put on Hitler's picture ?




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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:46 AM
                        See I told you hitler is a woman see for youself
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                        Spurdog
                        • Member since
                          August 2003
                        • From: Ireland
                        Posted by Spurdog on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:43 AM
                        Anyone else now to sign this petition to the Fuherer to pay us extra if we invade the USA?
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                        subfixer
                        • Member since
                          March 2004
                        • From: Spartanburg, SC
                        Posted by subfixer on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:39 AM
                        Oooooooo! You guys are SO politically incorrect, shame on y'all. Besides, these guys are Wehrmacht, party affiliation isn't that important, but finding hats and helmets that fit might be.

                        I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:29 AM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Michaelvk

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by ausf

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Michaelvk

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by ausf

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Michaelvk

                        "See? Zat is how you effectivly draw a bunny.."

                        Nein, I vill still maintain zat ze ears are out of ze proportion of ze vhiskers as you have drawn zem. Zey muuust be shortened by at least a millimeter. Zat is my position.


                        Vot are you talking about? Zis is not a normal bunny, zis iz ze uber bunny, ze bunny of ze zird reich, ze bunny zat vill last for a zouzand years! Und zat is vy ze ears are 1mm larger..


                        Ach du lieber! Haven't zu read der fuhrer's new directive concerning ze Uber Bunny? it clearly zays zat all ears shall be no less zan 6.5 mm larger und of course blonde und zat is it! Und it vill be designated ReichRabbitUberBunny or ReRaUB IIV in abbreviation.


                        ReRaUB IIV? Who do you zink you are kidding? Zat vould be ReRaUB III. I zink zat you are pulling my schnitzengruber.. I could have you shot for zis..


                        Of course I meant VII Komerad, I vas just testing your loyalty to ze Party, You have passed...please join me now, 'Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber a........'
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 9:41 AM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by erush

                        Zis iz zee place, right zhere. Albuquerque. Ve zhould have made ze left turnz at ze Albuquerque.

                        Eric


                        Schwein.. You are dizzzzzpicable..
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                        erush
                        • Member since
                          May 2003
                        • From: USA, GA
                        Posted by erush on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 9:21 AM
                        Zis iz zee place, right zhere. Albuquerque. Ve zhould have made ze left turnz at ze Albuquerque.

                        Eric
                        Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning. "Friendly fire...isn't"
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 8:58 AM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by ausf

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Michaelvk

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by ausf

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Michaelvk

                        "See? Zat is how you effectivly draw a bunny.."

                        Nein, I vill still maintain zat ze ears are out of ze proportion of ze vhiskers as you have drawn zem. Zey muuust be shortened by at least a millimeter. Zat is my position.


                        Vot are you talking about? Zis is not a normal bunny, zis iz ze uber bunny, ze bunny of ze zird reich, ze bunny zat vill last for a zouzand years! Und zat is vy ze ears are 1mm larger..


                        Ach du lieber! Haven't zu read der fuhrer's new directive concerning ze Uber Bunny? it clearly zays zat all ears shall be no less zan 6.5 mm larger und of course blonde und zat is it! Und it vill be designated ReichRabbitUberBunny or ReRaUB IIV in abbreviation.


                        ReRaUB IIV? Who do you zink you are kidding? Zat vould be ReRaUB III. I zink zat you are pulling my schnitzengruber.. I could have you shot for zis..
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 8:36 AM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Michaelvk

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by ausf

                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Michaelvk

                        "See? Zat is how you effectivly draw a bunny.."

                        Nein, I vill still maintain zat ze ears are out of ze proportion of ze vhiskers as you have drawn zem. Zey muuust be shortened by at least a millimeter. Zat is my position.


                        Vot are you talking about? Zis is not a normal bunny, zis iz ze uber bunny, ze bunny of ze zird reich, ze bunny zat vill last for a zouzand years! Und zat is vy ze ears are 1mm larger..


                        Ach du lieber! Haven't zu read der fuhrer's new directive concerning ze Uber Bunny? it clearly zays zat all ears shall be no less zan 6.5 mm larger und of course blonde und zat is it! Und it vill be designated ReichRabbitUberBunny or ReRaUB IIV in abbreviation.
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