Nice try Tcoat but I'm not sure that qualifies as a Turd. Where are the seems? the dimples? the flash? The windows don't even have any fingerprints or excess glue on them. Keep trying though; I did see one figure with manikin head, so there may be hope for you yet!
In case anyone took the above seriously - Just kidding! Geesh!
Great looking build, nice job on the photography too.