Ladies and gentlemen
In case if you don't know, there is a new virus called W32/sasser worm. It will trigger your computer to restart once it connects to the internet. It will pop up a menu saying something like:
lsass.exe terminated unexpectedly, system restart in a minute. So please update your antivirus and update your windows services pack. I got infected and my system is down for days. I am sending this out from a really cheap internet cafe playing terrible Carribean music by the Three Stooges
. Boy, I feel I've just got hit by a 75mm round in a Sherman