Caption time again....

Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Caption time again....

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 17, 2004 2:58 PM

It's been a while, here we go....

Here's mine...

Ach du lieber! Ze var ist over! Ze var ist over! Wunderbar! Vait, Vait,.....Vhat? ....Vhat?.... Ve surrendered?

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 17, 2004 3:16 PM

is that a periscope in your pocket or you just happy to be here....??? awww thats wrong...

1940's cigarette advertisment.... just about as helpful and honest as they are now... Disapprove [V]

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 17, 2004 3:29 PM

"Ve have no veaopons of mas destruction...and d Americans are no vere near Verlin" says the father of Bagdad Bob

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 17, 2004 3:35 PM

"What a nice day"

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 17, 2004 3:35 PM

Hitler lights... half the tar and nicotine... all of the flavor... Buy them now... OR ELSE!!!

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Awasoda

Member since
July 2003
From: USA

Posted by Awasoda on Monday, May 17, 2004 3:35 PM

Zees new laxatives given to me by ze fruerer velly do help. Franz! Throw up a voll of paper.

IF you can't beat them then they are not tied down properly

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shermanfreak

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January 2003

Posted by shermanfreak on Monday, May 17, 2004 3:36 PM

I'd drive my Stug a mile for a Camel cigarette !!!

Happy Modelling and God Bless Robert

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 17, 2004 4:25 PM

Free bagels? Oy vey, count me in!!!

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 17, 2004 5:15 PM

Over the headphones,,,,,,,,,,, "get your motor running,,,,, Headout on the Highway,,,,,, Lookin' for adventure,, and what ever comes my way.........."

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kaleu

Member since
February 2003
From: Racing capital of the world- Indy

Posted by kaleu on Monday, May 17, 2004 7:32 PM

"I spy with my eye a restaurant that begins with the letter H." "Hooters ahead!!"

Erik "Don't fruit the beer." Newest model buys: More than I care to think about. It's time for a support group.

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, May 17, 2004 7:44 PM

Even if we are out of gas, out of ammunition, loosing the war, low on morale, and are going to be POW's soon, I just enjoy being the panzer comander!

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tigerman

Member since
March 2003
From: Rain USA, Vancouver WA

Posted by tigerman on Monday, May 17, 2004 8:57 PM

QUOTE: Originally posted by kaleu

"I spy with my eye a restaurant that begins with the letter H." "Hooters ahead!!"

(My daughter and I play that game)

I just farted and the rest of the crew is still in the tank!

Eric

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 1:44 AM

Speaking to the crew inside: "What do you mean the allies have landed? I am the one with the periscope and I don't see a thing!"

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 3:36 AM

" Ve hef tventy rounds of HE,Tirty rounds of AP,a full tank of syntetic gas ,its midnight oont ze dviver iss vearink sunglasses.
Hit it."
I'm sorry.I can't stop at just one with these things...
"Hey Otto,zese new head head phones are ze cats pyjamas. You can fire zat damn noisy cannon all you vant oont I can still hear De Fledermaus on Radio Berlin just fine!!!"

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Dwight Ta-ala

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July 2003
From: Philippines

Posted by Dwight Ta-ala on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 3:44 AM

Ze Klose Up zmile!

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:27 AM

Ha now ve vill be able to overtake zat swein Schumacher in Zer Ferrari
Jenson hit zer boost button, blow zer spaghetti crap avay!

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Build22

Member since
May 2003
From: Upstate NY

Posted by Build22 on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:57 AM

Check it,

My name is Hanz, I'm a lyrical wonder,
And with rapstyles on this mic, I'm bringin thunder.
oh yes I whirlwind with the physical tatics,
My microphone stunts is doin' backflips.
I'll travel the coutry side killing Russians,
See if you can keep up with my percussions.

Say yeah, Say yeah

Jim [IMG]

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wildwilliam

Member since
December 2009
From: West Grove, PA

Posted by wildwilliam on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:43 AM

Frank's German cousin Franz Sinatra will now croon Deutschland Uber Alles . . . .
(is it just me, or does he look like a young Sinatra?

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:42 AM

"Mit dees leetle Perizgope (roll the 'r') loogink devize vee can project nize pictures all over zee plaze. Und! Vatch zee movink pictures mit out eeven leeving zee Schussermovingturtlethingie vee's drifink een!"

Translation:

"Dude! With this little periscope thing, we can show flicks. Chya, you just put the projector at the other end and whoa, instant popcorn time! "

Ron

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:07 AM

Boy, I just flew in from Berlin and are my arms tired...

and one more

"GGGOOOOOODDDD MMMOOOORRRRNNNIIIINNNGGG Deutchland!!"

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:18 AM

" Now zer war iz over maybe ve can stop makink zer von to von scale kits? I haf alvays vonted zat Revell U Boat mit der photo etch from vite ensign"

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:20 PM

QUOTE: Originally posted by scubaboy99

"GGGOOOOOODDDD MMMOOOORRRRNNNIIIINNNGGG Deutchland!!"

He does look a bit like a d-jay, doesn't he?

He actually has a passing resemblance to Morton "pablum pukers" Downey. I think I read that you're a student, so he may have been before your time.

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r13b20

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April 2014

Posted by r13b20 on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:37 PM

A periscope? Does this go under water?

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:36 PM

QUOTE: Originally posted by Larry_Dunn

QUOTE: Originally posted by scubaboy99

"GGGOOOOOODDDD MMMOOOORRRRNNNIIIINNNGGG Deutchland!!"

He does look a bit like a d-jay, doesn't he?

He actually has a passing resemblance to Morton "pablum pukers" Downey. I think I read that you're a student, so he may have been before your time.

Yeah he was, I've never heard of him before.

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Buddho

Member since
March 2003
From: Newport News VA

Posted by Buddho on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:52 PM

Ach du Lieben! Vondaba!
Der war die Liebchan Spieler. Und jetzt für alle Sie Jazzgeliebte, der Bennygoodman, der Märchenland tut!
(That was the Liebchan players. And now for all you jazz lovers, Benny Goodman doing Wonderland!)

Dän