"Who Farted!?!?!?"
Boris- O god! I cant breath
Nickoli- HELP! i cant see
Boris- IVAN! we told you no more beans!
Ivan- What it wasnt me! You dont smell your own.
(group turns to look at vasili)
vasili- what? (looks around)
(group jumps off and crew abandons the tank leaving vasili there)
boris- you should have saved that for when we reached stalingrad...
vasili- sorry...
a real shakespere play if i do say so my self =D