..Springtime on the battlefield..
Not to be outdone, the armor crews succesfully demonstrate that the attack helicopter is not quite the deadliest weapon on the battlefield
There goes my no claim..
Oops, sorry.. Had my reading glasses on..
(muffled voice from drivers compartment) "Guys? My hatch seems a bit stuck.. Guys? Guys?"
Vehicular damage: several hundred thousand
Disciplinary measures: Severe
Look on the guys face at the motorpool: Priceless
(Soldiers beside tanks to soldiers behind tanks) Okay guys, I think you can stop pushing!
Quick! Get them to stop sniffing eachothers butts! The general will be here any minute!
Somebody owes somebody else 5 bucks and a six pack..
Tank commader: I look the other direction for 5 seconds.. Just 5 seconds!
Honestly sarge, this never happened when I was in the air force..
Sorry mate, didn´t see the 'I stop for bunnies' sticker..
"Hey you! You with the camera! No pictures or they'll end up on the internet and we'll all look like idiots!"
So many parking spaces and you still have to reverse into me..
No, the one on the right is the accelerator..
Sorry sir, I think I saw Elvis..