Dominoes: Hello, this is Dominoes would you like to try our new cheese sticks tonight?
Me: Uh, no. I would like to order a pizza box.
Dominoes: Okay sir, what would you like on your pizza?
Me: I don't want anything on it cause I don't want a pizza. I want a pizza BOX.
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Me: Oh, and can you deliver that?
Dominoes: So, you just want a pizza BOX and no pizza?
Me: Yeah, and make it a large. I've got a lot of painting to do.