I enrolled at Texas A&M for the spring semester 1995, I was 42. The reason I was there was because it was a doable commute from my hometown. I graduated in Dec. 1997 with a BA in History, 3.915 GPA. And every damned semester that I was enrolled, the crazy Aggie administration pulled some crap that only Aggies could do. They've earned their reputation I assure you.
Now, for some somewhat seasonal Aggie humor:
**Two Aggie roomates were talking in their apartment one late November evening. One said to the other, "You know, I think we should get a Christmas tree for our place. All our neighbors are doing it and I think it would look cool!"
His roomie agreed and asked, "But, where could we find a Christmas tree?"
His buddy said, "They grow wild in the country. We could drive out of town Saturday and cut one down." So a plan was made, and when Saturday rolled around, it was cold and rainy. The two drove out a country road and crossed into the woods. They walked for hours, getting wetter and colder all the time. It was getting late, and darker.
One turned to the other and exclaimed, "Damn, I never knew it would be so hard to find a Christmas tree!" His roomate said, "Me neither. I say we cut the next one we see...whether it has lights or not."**
bada bing!!
Hey folks, I'm here all week! Try the veal, they tell me it's great!