stikpusher
Analog??? Probably from the new breed Msgt... the ones who wanted vegetarian combat rations Although I will admit that the MRE heater is the best thing since sliced bread in a cold weather environment Much more practical that trioxane or hexmine tabs when you could get those from supply or other sources...
Yeah...Can't even find troops that know how to make an MRE heater with the tabs... PLUS, they don't smoke, they don't read any newspapers in the dayroom, they don't even drink COFFEE!!!! Damn pot was ALWAYS empty, with dried-up, burnt coffee in the pot...
All they know about the First Gulf War they learned watchin' "Three Kings", don't know what Pogie Bait is, have to take "sensitivity Training" classes, never heard of "Wall-to-Wall Counseling", don't know a SINGLE ONE of the 78 places on an M113 that will open a bottle of beer, don't know how to heat a cuppa joe on the exhaust of an M109A3 (hell, they don't what an A3 is!) an' they think a steel pot is something the Mess Sergeant keeps in the "Dining Facility" kitchen. (What happened to the Mess Hall, anyway? Where'd it go?)...
"Vegitarian MREs".... How much Vegetable Lasagna, Veggie Burgers, or Cheese Tortellini can ya eat? And why is it that that's all that's left in the case when I go get mine?
Can't even get a good "FM" at th' PX... Gotta rely on that Auld Phart Motor Sergeant and his pervy mechs to provide thirty-year old copies of Hustler and Penthouse that're inside FM/TM covers in bottom file cabinet ...
AND WHERE TH' HELL'S MY LIFER-JUiCE!!
"New Breed".. Sheesh.. What's my Army comin' too?...Vegitarians with rifles..
*Sigh*
AIn't hardly worth going t' war anymore....
Master Sergeant (ret) Hammer sends.