"What's in my wallet? Usually my wife's fingers...."
Mine too...So I gave her, her own credit card,,,,but 4 months later it was stolen.
Two weeks ago,,the police called said they caught the guy.....
I told them to let him keep the credit card....he was spending less then my wife
Most of my friends are imaginary
Sell your watch, because time is money $$
In Canada hwy speed is measured by number of moose tracks per hockey goal.