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"In the time-honored traditions of NCOs everywhere, any item observable to officers that can be decorative, shall be. Whether white-washed rocks, brass rails, or linoleum floors."
I was in the USAF in the 70's at Eglin AFB. IIRC, it was the 33rd MMS; at the "Missile Shop" as we called it in the bomb dump - we painted the seashells used as mulch around the building a bright white...
We had the youngish weinies climbing around inside the bays on scaffolds and ladders painting the visible pipes and conduits hanging from the ceiling silver.
And of course our overflow parts trailer: good ol USAF inert munitions blue. By rattle-can no less.
Gotta love the USAF.