Tanks is an original plank owner on the Ark, I hear.
Try convincing people that bottles come in sizes, not quantities.
It all gets back to the loadmaster watching the boat settle dockside.
Frankly I am a student of the upside down rules of shipping. I grew up, was around drydocks and then aircraft.
Dad was hired at United Airlines as a math whiz who wrote their book on runway loading, take off weights and eventually take off performance.
I had all my first jobs out of high school down on the docks in San Francisco Piers 60-70 as a gopherr in a open truck.
Dockmaster had cribbing, braces and other tricks up their sleeve to drydock really big ships.