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You know you're a "real" ship modeler if...
Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 5, 2004 5:15 PM
Big Smile [:D]I'd like to start a new "fun" thread just for ship model builders. Just complete the above phrase and add your definition(s).

I'll kick it off with:

...You go to White Ensign's website 3 times a day to see if they've finally made the Revell 1/72 U-Boat PE set available.Shy [8)]

"Should we prosper it shall be as is our custom...by Miracle!"Captain [4:-)]
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 5, 2004 6:15 PM
if you attempt to model all the ships you served on while being in the Navy.

Richard
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Posted by Chuck Fan on Wednesday, May 5, 2004 6:24 PM
Isn't it kinda perverse to decorate a German U-boat with PE from a British firm called White Ensign?. My Uboat might murder me in my sleep. I've already opened up all the free-flood holes on the hull and bevelled the plastic around the holes to appropriate thinness. I just drilled out all the drain holes, every last one, on the Revell 1/72 Uboat's conning tower using a 1/32" drill bit in a pin vice. I am now exacto-knifing my way through all the limber holes on each of the 3 deck sections. Next I plan to make the entire, detailed pressure hull out of styrene plastic. After that I'll make the equipment under the casing from mostly brass tubes. When that's done I'll make new handrails on the deck, the conning tower, wintergarten, and periscope stand from soldered copper wire of the currect diameter. Finally I will scratch build the voice tube, compass repeater, engine room telegraph, and torpedo site pedastal. The only photoetch I'll need would be the handwheels for the 88 canon and the 20mm flak.

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Posted by Umi_Ryuzuki on Wednesday, May 5, 2004 7:08 PM
When you analyze every doodad and scrap for its potential use on one of your current or future modelss
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Posted by therriman on Wednesday, May 5, 2004 7:50 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by RSaddlemire

if you attempt to model all the ships you served on while being in the Navy.

Richard


Guilty as charged!
Tim H. "If your alone and you meet a Zero, run like hell. Your outnumbered" Capt Joe Foss, Guadalcanal 1942 Real Trucks have 18 wheels. Anything less is just a Toy! I am in shape. Hey, Round is a shape! Reality is a concept not yet proven.
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Posted by Jeff Herne on Wednesday, May 5, 2004 11:44 PM
You know you're a "real" ship modeler if...

As you're holding two parts waiting for the glue to dry, you watch your X-acto knife roll off the table and embed itself into your thigh...and you DON'T drop the parts...

(Chest thumping Tim Allen 'huh huh huh huh')

Yup, did it tonight...while attaching a photoetched platform to the rear of the bridge of the IJN Tone...

Jeff
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, May 6, 2004 1:40 AM
You know you're a "real" ship modeler if...

...you're wife/gf asks you to get clearence to pass through the military dock aka you're workspace with the diner.

... you're house is only decorated with modellships, the kitchen is transformed into a ships bridge, you've got torpedo tubes in the living room and the old pictures on the wall of you're parents/grandparents are overtaped with detail pictures of you're next modell
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, May 6, 2004 3:18 AM
The dining table starts to move when the wind gets up outside and the cat when sitting IN your type V11 box(again!) starts miaowing ALARM !when you pick up your new flower class corvette!
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Posted by LemonJello on Thursday, May 6, 2004 6:03 AM
you have a 1-MC in the house to make announcements like Reveille, Taps, GQ, the smoking lamp is lit/out, etc, etc....
A day in the Corps is like a day on the farm; every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade... The Marine Corps is a department of the Navy? Yeah...The Men's Department.
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Posted by Big Jake on Thursday, May 6, 2004 6:25 AM
When you consider puchasing a new Plymouth vehicle because the hood ornement is a Sailing Ship!!!

When you go in a hardware store and tie the ropes ends into several different types of sailing knots.............Evil [}:)]

 

 

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Posted by scottrc on Thursday, May 6, 2004 7:44 AM
You take classes in needle point, cross-stiching, and fly-tying to improve your rigging skills. And your the only one in the class that is male and under 50 yrs oldBig Smile [:D]

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Posted by SkippyOU110 on Thursday, May 6, 2004 9:00 AM
At least you didn't cut the end of your finger off this time Jeff Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by Jeff Herne on Thursday, May 6, 2004 11:29 AM
No, but it came awful close to something else, if you catch my drift...

J
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, May 6, 2004 5:58 PM
You visit onboard the 1:1 USS "Constitution," " Charles W. Morgan," USS "Missouri," HMS "Victory," "Flying Cloud," "Empress of India," RMS "Queen Mary," etc., etc. and complain to eveyone that the paint colors aren't "authentic," the rigging's not from the right era, and the fittings are all "out-of-scale."Tongue [:P]

"Should we prosper it shall be as is our custom...by Miracle!"Captain [4:-)]
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Posted by Big Jake on Thursday, May 6, 2004 8:57 PM
Azrog,

Did that on the Big C.

I corrected a sailor giving a tour, it took me about 3 hours to swim the harbor!

 

 

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 7, 2004 5:07 AM
QUOTE:
As you're holding two parts waiting for the glue to dry, you watch your X-acto knife roll off the table and embed itself into your thigh...and you DON'T drop the parts...

Yup, did it tonight...while attaching a photoetched platform to the rear of the bridge of the IJN Tone...

Jeff


Been there, felt that.....

EJK
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 7, 2004 7:28 AM
Jeff Herne bows to youBow [bow]Bow [bow]Bow [bow]
Sorry mate but your ships are soooooo coolThumbs Up [tup]Thumbs Up [tup]
Will you please E mail me back or is our sever FUBAR?
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Posted by Jeff Herne on Friday, May 7, 2004 8:07 AM
Server is not FUBAR, I'm just running around like a madman...induction dinner last night, recovering fom being sick, and heading for Aberdeen all of next week to recover our first aircraft for the museum...haven't been to Cranford yet for Kate, the club meeting is next Friday...

J
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 7, 2004 8:23 AM
Blimey mate ok ,prosac ,dark room increase in personnel, take time out mate you are too young to start looking like me!
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Posted by richter111 on Saturday, May 8, 2004 3:22 PM
when your child is born and you ask your wife what scale it's is and if you can get photo etch to "enhance" it .....
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Posted by BRASSWIPES on Sunday, May 9, 2004 12:26 AM
You spend more time shopping for sewing thread than your wife!!!Big Smile [:D]
"dirty deeds done dirt cheap"
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 11, 2004 9:50 AM
Custom made photoetch or 3D sailors for 1/1200 models taking care to properly show the uniform badges and rank (tags?).
Custom make a 1/1200 pet mascot......
Rust every nut and bolt in the ship after you have individually installed 1000s of them.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 11, 2004 5:21 PM
.. you spendt your honeymoon crawling around in the bilges of HMS Belfast, Cutty Sark, and other maritime museum attractions.

Yep I really did!
Bruce
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 3:03 AM
You spend a romantic weekend in San Diego with your G/F and for every pic she's in, you have 100 each of Nimitz, Midway and John C Stennis
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Posted by oz1998 on Wednesday, May 12, 2004 3:06 PM

"You know you're a "real" ship modeler if...."

You genuinely can't understand why your wife doesn't think a 4 foot Japanese Battleship would make a great centerpiece for the dining room table.

You are totally flabbergasted when she also doesn't think the above same battleship wouldn't make a great anniversary/Christmas gift for her.
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Posted by 72cuda on Thursday, May 13, 2004 12:41 PM
when you cut down all the Oak Trees and buy all the canvas in the neighborhood to make your next Tall Ship Model

84 of 795 1/72 Aircraft Competed for Lackland's Airman Heritage Museum

Was a Hawg Jet Fixer, now I'm a FRED Fixer   

 'Cuda

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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, May 13, 2004 2:26 PM
...when your cross-country vacation includes a 950-mile detour to visit the USS Lexington in Corpus Christi Bay.
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, May 13, 2004 4:15 PM
you have frame numbers above the doors in you apartment,
and compartment information stenciled on the bulkheads.
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, May 13, 2004 10:39 PM
you get together with the other "ship" modelers on the base and only one has done a fully rigged ship, and when you view it, you notice all the corners he cut. (He didn't even use the correct color line for running rigging). He said dark line stands out better!

RTC Great Lakes
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 14, 2004 8:05 AM
you visit the Chesapeake Maritime Museum to take detail pics for the "Skipjack" you're building.
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