DURR - Maybe - but don't underestimate the modern American college student.
The following was NOT witnessed by me, but I have it on fairly good authority. A woman in her seventies was showing an old photo album to her two college-aged grandchildren. One of the pictures showed the lady in her WWII WAVES uniform.
Grandson: "Gee, Grandma! I never knew you were in the military!"
Grandmother: "Why, yes. I served in the WAVES."
Granddaughter: "Gee, that's really neat! But it's such a shame that you lost."
Grandmother: "What do you mean, I lost?"
Grandson: "Well....You're from the South, aren't you?"
Youth, talent, hard work, and enthusiasm are no match for old age and treachery.