1.) When you haven't just had a couple beers, wines, whiskeys or any combination of the above...
2.) When you haven't just had a fight with She Who Must Be Obeyed...
3.) When it not 3 in the morning and registration for the contest is 6 hours away...
4.) When there isn't the likelihood of the power going out...
5.) When your not supposed to be getting ready for a dinner with the in-laws...(leads to #2)