Here's an unusual version of turning "Arrgh!" into "Ahhh!": The "Arrgh!" in this case was the calendar! My girlfriend's mother, Ida, is a UFO fanatic and one year for Christmas I decided to build Testor's Area 51 UFO kit and give it to her for Christmas. Over the summer, I built the model, but when I was done, I decided it looked a little too "toylike," so I began thinking about something to snap it up a bit. About then, I found a March, 1993 issue of FSM with the aircraft-carrier hangar deck diorama and decided to adapt it to an Area 51 diorama. By then, it was late September and I had to plan the diorama, draw it on graph paper, buy the base, cut some acrylic sheet for the walls, scratchbuild new parts and get the thing ready by Christmas! Of course, there was waiting for paint and glue to dry on top of that, so it was really a race with the calendar! Using that hangar-deck diorama as a guide, I scratchbuilt a catwalk, some air-conditioning ducts and a host of other items. By December, I was spending every available spare minute with that diorama as the clock and calendar continued their relentless marches! I finally had to leave out a few things, such as the seated alien figure (he's still rattling around in my spares box somewhere). Christmas Eve [:0] came around and I STILL had a long ways to go! I stayed up until about midnight (hope Santa wasn't watching!
) and about 7:00 Christmas morning, it was back to the glue and hobby knife. FINALLY I got the last part glued in place 10:00 Christmas morning. Then I still had to wrap the dang thing! I decided it needed to be put in two boxes. The UFO itself went in a smaller box and the Area 51 diorama went into a great big box; I carefully wrapped them and drove them the fifty miles to my girlfriend's house. The funny part is when I brought in the big box first, Ida took one look and said, "What's in there, a UFO?" (Close but no cigar, Ida--the UFO was in the small box!
) That was a crazy few months there!