Ron deserves a free subcription

Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 10:55 AM

ROTFLMAO

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 12:12 PM

In a small video clip shown on E! Television today:

RonUSMC is rushed from the courthouse and screams " What exactly is the 21st century definition of stalking? Is it showing up not invited or something? Because thats all I did. I want to say a special thanks to my sponsors Testors Model Masters Paints" as Ron is pushed into the back of the car.

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RonUSMC

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April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 1:25 PM

*puts a Crest Whitening Strip on front teeth*

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upnorth

Member since
December 2002
From: Canada / Czech Republic

Posted by upnorth on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 1:36 PM

Headline two days later:

The man known only as "RonUSMC" is totally cleared of all charges and has recieved international celebrity status for his antics.

Stay tuned to this same station for the world premier of his new prime time variety show (every court created celebrity has one of those now, right?)

The premier show includes a feature of how to scan a photo of Gillian Anderson into your computer, print it to decal stock and create your own custom nose art for your favorite modeling subject.

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kaleu

Member since
February 2003
From: Racing capital of the world- Indy

Posted by kaleu on Wednesday, July 2, 2003 2:47 AM

Hmmmm...I predict VH1 will do a Where are they Now: Celebrity Stalkers show and RonUSMC will be prominently featured along with interviews with a bewildered Gillian Anderson as she looks for a new house far away from hobby shops.

Erik "Don't fruit the beer." Newest model buys: More than I care to think about. It's time for a support group.

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RonUSMC

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April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Wednesday, July 2, 2003 6:38 AM

*gets Gillian Anderson tattoo on right butt cheek*

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erush

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May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Thursday, July 3, 2003 7:15 AM

* bets Ron thinks of Gillian every time he rolls over now *

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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kaleu

Member since
February 2003
From: Racing capital of the world- Indy

Posted by kaleu on Thursday, July 3, 2003 3:31 PM

QUOTE: Originally posted by erush

* bets Ron thinks of Gillian every time he rolls over now *

There is a joke in that post, but I don't think Finescale would let me get away with it Evil [}:)]

Erik "Don't fruit the beer." Newest model buys: More than I care to think about. It's time for a support group.

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RonUSMC

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April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Friday, July 4, 2003 2:44 AM

*pulls out Born on the 4th of July tape... dusts it off*

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RonUSMC

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April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Friday, July 4, 2003 7:59 PM

*is in a Tom Cruise is the coolest, in a non-sexual way, although there is nothing wrong with that*

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Sunday, July 6, 2003 10:13 PM

* begins to worry about Ron, hopes Ron doesn't have charges filed against him by Tom Cruise *

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Monday, July 7, 2003 9:50 PM

* wonders when Ron's e-mail asking for bail will arrive *

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Wednesday, July 9, 2003 9:42 AM

*gets done watching Return of the Jedi*

*wipes away single tear after seeing Anakin's Grave, then him show up next to Obi and Yoda*

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Keyworth

Member since
January 2003
From: NE Georgia

Posted by Keyworth on Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:08 PM

"The US Marine Corps, in an unprecedented statement, said via Spokesman Retired Gny Sgt Lee Ermey, "Well, I guess that's one that slipped by us at the Island. If they ship him back, we'll make it right!" :)

"There's no problem that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives"

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Keyworth

Member since
January 2003
From: NE Georgia

Posted by Keyworth on Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:10 PM

While in the brig, RonUSMC discovers he gets complimentary subscription to FSM !!!!

"There's no problem that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives"

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gregers

Member since
February 2003
From: UK

Posted by gregers on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 3:54 AM

To Rons delight he finds out that the complementary subscription is delivered to him personally by .....Gillian Anderson dressed as a nurse....

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?

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David Voss

Member since
December 2002
From: Waukesha, WI

Posted by David Voss on Wednesday, July 30, 2003 10:26 AM

* bump *

Need something funny to read. Wink [;)]

David Voss Senior Web Developer Kalmbach Publishing Co. Join me on the FSM Map

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Thursday, July 31, 2003 7:25 AM

And all this time I thought you were ignoring us dvoss!!! Big Smile [:D]

I kind of ran out of steam but give me time.... Evil [}:)]

Eric

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Thursday, July 31, 2003 12:30 PM

*dusts off chair*

*leers around the room*

*grins into the dull glow of a CRT monitor as the buzz of the computer fans in the background werrrrrrrrrrrrr*

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Thursday, July 31, 2003 9:48 PM

* Ron stares in disbelief at dvoss' single reply being he wants more entertainment Sad [:(]

with a forgotten sunflower seed dangling off his lip *

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Friday, August 8, 2003 8:46 AM

* crickets chirp *

* Ron dusts himself off *

* still grining into the dull glow of a CRT monitor*

* crickets chirp*

*....... *

* crickets chirp*

* Ron wonders if Gillian Anderson still has restraining order against him *

* crickets chirp *

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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M1abramsRules

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June 2003

Posted by M1abramsRules on Friday, August 8, 2003 4:46 PM

* Ron finally decides its time to call the exterminator *

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, August 9, 2003 7:16 AM

I've decided this thread is way over my head.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Sad [:(]

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M1abramsRules

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June 2003

Posted by M1abramsRules on Saturday, August 9, 2003 9:13 AM

read this thread first
http://www.finescale.com/fsm/community/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2587

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midnightprowler

Member since
February 2003
From: East Bethel, MN

Posted by midnightprowler on Saturday, August 9, 2003 12:58 PM

* While staring at photo of Gillian Ronaccidentally picks up a cricket andcracks it betwwen his teeth instead of a sunflower seed.*
Lee

Hi, I am Lee, I am a plastiholic.

Co. A, 682 Engineers, Ltchfield, MN, 1980-1986

1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 1 Corinthians 15:51-54

Ask me about Speedway Decals

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 9:57 AM

hahahah midnight!

* Ron dismisses the thought of having his stomach pumped with a mere shrug as he remembers his Marine Corps Training and figures the protien will do him good *

Semper Fi

Eric

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Monday, August 18, 2003 7:26 AM

See what you did Dave? Wink [;)]

You wouldn't give Ron a free subscription and now he won't come out to play anymore. Big Smile [:D]

Hopefully he's didn't believe Gregers when he said Gillian will read him a free subscription in jail dressed as a nurse!!!! Big Smile [:D]

Eric

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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Keyworth

Member since
January 2003
From: NE Georgia

Posted by Keyworth on Monday, August 18, 2003 10:25 PM

"Ron, disillusioned at not finding Gillian at the local hoosegow, runs off and joins the Salvation Army; plays lead tambourine on Sunday mornings. Parishioners a bit put off by his benediction of 'May the Force Be With You'"

"There's no problem that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives"

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Tuesday, September 2, 2003 1:20 PM

*looks around*

*rolls up sleeves*

That is odd.... STILL no free sub!

I would go postal and freak out, well..... if you guys werent just a bunch of pixels on my screen! Ill throw coffee on you, see how you like that...

ack... monitor is sticky now, :(

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upnorth

Member since
December 2002
From: Canada / Czech Republic

Posted by upnorth on Friday, September 5, 2003 6:44 PM

I haven't visited this thread for a while, seems not much has changed :-)

I'd have thought by now Ron would be hanging out in the Kalmbach Publishing parking lot with a cardboard sign that read "Will work for free FSM subscription (and sunflower seeds)" and handing out similarly worded business cards to FSM folks at shows.

Seems this thread is still off Gillian's radar, probably for the best. :-)

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