Bigb, this is your perdonal physician, you have a terminal case of " GottagettotheNatsitus" very severe...only treatment is to be in the middle of Texas from August 2nd to August 5th 2023. As your prescribing doctor my recomendation is to leave a few days before and return a few days after.
Side effects of NOT receiving treatment will be, depression, self pity, lowered production at work, poor communication, more self pity.
Other side effects if treatment is received, joy, permagrin, overwelming satisfaction, lowered production at work, and a sense of personal achievement.
Pass this on to your superior and let him know the FSM Mob now has his number LOL. We will be expecting you.