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"Biiiiig gopher..." The Rocketeer
"Thanks to the diligence of the FBI, this particular vacuum cleaner will not fall into enemy hands." Also The Rocketeer
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Michael Caine, The Italian job.
"We don' need no stinkin' badges!" Blazing saddles.
"Silence! In Polish!" Battle of Britain.
Young Soldier - "Why does it have to be us?" Colour Sergeant Bourne - "'Cause we're 'ere, lad. There's nobody else". Zulu.
Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?
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Mel Gibson in Braveheart:
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."
Mush Morton after an engagement with a Japanese destroyer....
"Destroyer gunning, Wahoo running".
This was the day after reporting a running gun and torpedo attack on a convoy.
Joachim-Sir, our shields are dropping!
Khan-Raise Them!
Joachim-I CAN'T!!!
F is for FIRE, That burns down the whole town!
U is for URANIUM... BOMBS!
N is for NO SURVIVORS...
- Plankton
LSM
Not from movies; (sorry for the drift...) but here are two of my favorite real Navy quotes;
1. Overheard in the CIC of USS Helena as radar operators watched the Japanese fleet closing and anxiously awaited the order to commence firing.
"*****; what are we gonna' do; board 'em?
2. Heard in the gun gallery of one of the CVE's of Taffy Three at Leyte Gulf.
"Hang on boys, we're sucking 'em into 40mm range!"
Tim-M4Shermanmodeler
I'm runnin' out of deputies... Sherrif Cobb
Goodbye Cobb- Paden
Goodbye Paden- Cobb
(Silverado)
“We all have our little faults... mine’s in California”
Lex Luthor
Superman
Oddball to Kelly, "Mark VI,we got him by the ass"
Kelly's Heroes
“Danny, let us seek safety on the battlefield.“
The Man Who Would Be King
“Inspector.... by sundown?”
Death Wish
From Magnum Force: Man's got to know his limitations.
And from Stripes (one of my all-time favorites): Hey, we're walking.
"Would you fly in an airplane named Boing?"
Old Benny Hill sketch
"Once I rob a bank in Texas. Your government get after me with a whole army. Whole army! One little bank. It's clear to me, the meaning? In Texas, only Texans can rob banks"
Calvera- The Magnificent Seven
Modeling is an excuse to buy books.
approaching the beach at Leyte in a landing craft
President Osmeño - ...General, my people are going to laugh if I fall in. I cannot swim.
General MacArthur- That’s not so bad Mr President. People are about to see that I can’t walk on water.
MacArthur
murph stikpusher “There goes the next chief of police” -The Untouchables I worked for a couple of those guys. Brilliant, they were...NOT!
stikpusher “There goes the next chief of police” -The Untouchables
“There goes the next chief of police”
-The Untouchables
I worked for a couple of those guys. Brilliant, they were...NOT!
I can only imagine. I’ve crossed paths with a few myself.
Retired and living the dream!
Frank Burns: If you guys had any brains, youd know war always increases stock prices.
Trapper: He's right, you know.
Hawkwey: Yeah? Then what happened to my 10,000 shares of Gestapo?
If you had any brains, you'd know war always increases stock prices. - He's right, you know. - Yeah? Then what happened to my 10,000 shares of Gestapo? Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=mash&episode=s02e23
Elizabeth ?....... hide the rum.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead man's chest.
Nick.
Bill Murray and Harold Ramis in Stripes:
"I've got a plan."
"Grea-t-t-t. Custer had a plan, too...."
Greg
George Lewis:
“ Günther Wendt.... where did Günther go?”
Apollo 13
"Well, if a man can't swing a cat by the tail, then he ought to be allowed to drown him." -Shemp
Have Gun, Will Travel
“Easy Miss, I’ve got you.”
”YOU‘VE GOT ME? WHO’S GO YOU???!!!”
- Superman
I was flipping around the idiot box the other day and I stumbled across a one liner form Olympus Has Fallen.
Gerard Butler: "Why don't you and I play a game of **** off. You go first."
The Bobs: "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately..."
Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob..."
Commander Paul Eddington:Old Rock of Ages, we've got ourselves another war. A gut bustin', mother-lovin' Navy war.
-How’d you get yourself shot down colonel?
-(indignantly) It was five to one, I got four of ‘em.
Red Dawn
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