Bench time indeed! This sounds like a very aggressive treatment, and for a long time. I am sure you are going to miss those dirty teenagers very shortly. Just be careful with your back while at the bench.
This also sounds like a good time to get some good books and movies.
Not sure what a renal diet entails. What are you allowed (or not allowed) to eat? Inquiring minds want to know.
I am sure you are looking forward to getting home. The hospital is not a fun place to be, and oddly enough, a terrible place to try and get some rest.
Please take care of yourself and keep us posted. I am sorry you have to go through this.
I am sure the Mrs. misses you (couldn't resist the pun). Send her my regards, as this must have been a trial for her as well as yourself.
Your friend,
Dwayne