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Today I saw the most absurd movie ever.

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Posted by ajlafleche on Tuesday, July 12, 2022 7:19 AM

The Jusassic movies, as well as the source material, are sci-fi fantasy, a dollop of science and a whole lot of fantasy, similar to the Terminator series and just about every space opera, up to and including Star Wars, Star Trek and Avatar and the Alien series. Shortly after the first JP was released, real scientists were explaning how DNA could not be extracted from dino fossils. They need to be viewed as fantasy, just like Game of Thrones  with only special effects relationships to Walking with Dinosaurs. They are NOT in any way, to be seen as documentaries any more than THEM was to be seen as a tome on entomology.


Feathered dinos. When the book was written and the first movie made, the evidence for that had not been discovered. I believe it has been explained away by the use of modern reptile DNA to fill in the blanks.

That said, while I enjoyed the JW:D, it felt much like a James Bond movie with a megabillionaire threatening the world for his profit and included that very Bond-like chase in the middle. 

In short, this movie is best enjoyed while wearing our 9 year old selves' dino-geek shirts. 

 

 

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Posted by Gamera on Monday, July 11, 2022 8:58 PM

Well, not only are the Velociraptors oversize but the most recent research shows them being covered in feathers. Though they're kinda limited in having the 'raptors in the original Jurassic Park in the more lizard version so I guess they don't want to change now. 

There are worse films though. Like 1955's 'King Dinosaur'. I know that the technology back then wasn't that great. But still I think most people know a T. rex wasn't a four-legged animal. Using a modern lizard as a stand-in was um well strange. And there were older movies using stop-motion animated T.rex's that were bipedal. 

  

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Posted by Gamera on Monday, July 11, 2022 8:51 PM

Aggieman

 

 
JohnnyK

 

 
disastermaster

 Good grief, where is King Kong when you need him.

 

 

 
Yes, yes!  That would make for a really fun movie. Let's throw in  Baragon, Mothra, and Ghidorah for a really crazy movie. 
 

 

 

Nah, they already did most of that back in 2019 with Godzilla:  King of the Monsters.

 

I think Rob is accurate in his assessment:  the Jurassic Park movies are simply new versions of the old monster movies that many of us enjoyed when we were kids.  Them. Godzilla.  King Kong.  The Valley of Gwangi.  Only with far better visual effects.

 

Yeah Kong is busy fighting Godzilla! 

The thing with me is Godzilla/Gamera etc are clearly monster films. Dinosaurs were real animals so the over-the-top crazy stuff is a little much for me. Although we've seen the same thing with real world critters like sharks being portrayed as super monsters. Some people argue if 'Jaws' is a 'monster' film or not. Guess it's up to your own viewpoint.  

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Posted by Aggieman on Monday, July 11, 2022 4:44 PM

JohnnyK

 

 
disastermaster

 Good grief, where is King Kong when you need him.

 

 

 
Yes, yes!  That would make for a really fun movie. Let's throw in  Baragon, Mothra, and Ghidorah for a really crazy movie. 
 

Nah, they already did most of that back in 2019 with Godzilla:  King of the Monsters.

I think Rob is accurate in his assessment:  the Jurassic Park movies are simply new versions of the old monster movies that many of us enjoyed when we were kids.  Them. Godzilla.  King Kong.  The Valley of Gwangi.  Only with far better visual effects.

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Posted by JohnnyK on Monday, July 11, 2022 1:00 PM

disastermaster

 Good grief, where is King Kong when you need him.

 

 
Yes, yes!  That would make for a really fun movie. Let's throw in  Baragon, Mothra, and Ghidorah for a really crazy movie. 

Your comments and questions are always welcome.

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Posted by disastermaster on Monday, July 11, 2022 11:08 AM

JohnnyK
JWD is a good, fun action movie; however, having dinos coexisting with humans is an absurd concept. The opening scene shows a flying dino building a nest on the top of One World Trade Center. WHAT!!!!! A T-Rex is shown walking through an outdoor movie being chased by a police helicopter. HUH!!!

Good grief, where is King Kong when you need him.

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Posted by JohnnyK on Monday, July 11, 2022 11:00 AM

In Jurassic World Dominion there are a number of important references to the previous Jurassic movies. Such as a mosquito biting a dying T-Rex.  Maybe I should watch the previous 5 movies and go see JWD again. It might make more sense if I did that. 

JWD is a good, fun action movie; however, having dinos coexisting with humans is an absurd concept. The opening scene shows a flying dino building a nest on the top of One World Trade Center. WHAT!!!!! A T-Rex is shown walking through an outdoor movie being chased by a police helicopter. HUH!!! 

Maybe I should go watch it again as a toung-in-cheek movie?

 

Your comments and questions are always welcome.

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Posted by Rob Gronovius on Monday, July 11, 2022 10:35 AM

Jeff Goldblum's character (the non-dinosaur doctor/mathematician) is the naysayer in the first movie, the star of the second movie (Lost World) and plays a vital role in the 6th movie. He has a cameo in the fifth movie that sort of sets up his appearance in the final/sixth movie.

The biggest "insane" act is the importation of dinosaurs in the second and fourth movies. The second most insane act is dinosaurs deciding to have death matches or eat humans when the world around them is exploding and burning. Normally, survival instinct kicks in for most living creatures and they flee the area.

Yeah, like any government would allow these deadly creatures to be brought into America or European countries.

These are just another spin on the monster movies we grew up with; instead of giant irradiated ants or Tokyo destroying lizards, we're getting "actual" dinosaurs terrorizing humans.

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Posted by Tanker-Builder on Monday, July 11, 2022 7:35 AM

Hi Rob:

        I only saw the original. Knowing something about the World(Thank You,National Geographic) I saw the average premise, Rogue science makes another Miracle! But, figgured no one in the movie audience remembered from science class that You don't fool with nature. If fish can change sexes for survival so can amphibians! When the Scientist in the movie said they were all Females I knew there was trouble ahead! They spliced Frog D.N.A. Viola'! Eggs get laid and the pressure is off to reproduce, For there are now Males! The premise was interesting though.

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Posted by Rob Gronovius on Monday, July 11, 2022 12:49 AM

JohnnyK

Jurassic Park Dominion

Actually, the name of the movie is Jurassic World: Dominion.

I enjoyed the movie. I watched the original movie, Jurassic Park, the day my daughter was born. I read the book a few years before I saw the movie. I bought it at the Stars & Stripes bookstore in Germany. I bought the second book, The Lost World, when I was stationed at Fort Leavenworth in 1996, but only got around to reading it last year. I still had the original sales receipt inside the book.

The bad guy from Jurassic World: Dominion, Lewis Dodgson, had a bit part in the first movie, but was a major player in the second book, The Lost World. The second movie bore little resemblance to the second book. The third movie had more plotlines from the original book. He wasn't in the next two movies, and he dies in the second book.

Actually, a lot of characters that make appearances in the six movies die in the books. Dr. Wu dies in the first book, but plays a larger part in the final movie.

Probably the most absurd part of the movie is the way they've allowed dinosaurs to roam the world, especially ones that can eat people. Smaller ones would be like those iguanas and pythons that infest Florida, hard to eradicate.

But the giant ones and the flying ones would be fairly easy to eliminate.

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Posted by GreySnake on Sunday, July 10, 2022 9:24 PM

First Jurassic Park movie is good the sequals just get worse after that. The latest one is just another movie in the long list of franchises Hollywood keeps trying to milk for nostalgia. 

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Posted by Aggieman on Sunday, July 10, 2022 8:36 PM

One of my super powers is the ability to ignore plot holes, problematic realities, and whatever other issues can come out of movies like this. This is a movie made for people like me, people who just want to see dinosaurs eating people.  This movie featured enough of that to keep me interested in its outlandish plot.

Had I made this movie, I would have followed through on the implication of its predecessor, meaning dinosaurs rule the earth again and mankind faces extinction. But that likely goes over like a wet fart in church. Even so, fun time at the movies.

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Today I saw the most absurd movie ever.
Posted by JohnnyK on Sunday, July 10, 2022 7:45 PM

And the name of the absurd movie is-------

Jurassic World: Dominion

This movie is just absurd!!! The main premise is that the volcano on Isla Nublar erupted and destroyed the island. The dinos were saved and now live side by side with humans everywhere on the planet, kind of like how humans live with rabbits and squirrels, except that rabbits and squirrels don't eat people.

Of course, everything goes wrong (that's a surprise) and it takes the original actors from the first movie to save the planet. There is an "evil guy" in the movie that looks like Tim Cook. Kind of strange.

The hero of the movie is the "spitting dino" Dilophosarurus. The only problem is that there is no evidence that a spitting dino ever existed. Also, the Velociraptors keep getting bigger in the three movies. Bone fossils indicate that the actual raptor was about the size of a Turkey. The raptors in this movie are huge, way taller than a man.

If you ignore how absurd this movie is, it can be a fun movie. Great computer generated dinos and a lot of action. Nice action scene with two raptors chasing a motorcycle. And of course, there is a big fight between a T-Rex and a Giganotosarurus. I won't say who won, but a Therizinosaurus gets involved in the fight. Just one last  thing, there is a human clone in the movie that is responsible for the planet being overrun by dinos.

 

 

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