Congratulations on your "senior" moment.
Funny, though, I've been having those since I was twelve…You're never too young for a dose of senility
Now as for tools having sneaky, conniving, and mischevious personalities:
As many of you know, I'm a retired scientist. My mind is cold, analytical, unfeeling, and totally objective, and I have the credentials and certifications to prove it. It is my considered, professional, scientific opinion that:
Tools have sneaky, conniving, and mischevious personalities. Anyone who thinks otherwise has never so much as picked up a tool, and probably wouldn't know which end to hold.
And yes, my tongue is so firmly in my cheek I'm licking my ear…