There is an episode of Frazier where Niles and his dad are building a large plastic sailing ship model.
The banter between NIles, Martin and Dafney was pretty funny.
Dafney: nice frigate you're building
Niles: it is a schooner not a frigate
Dafney: oh I thought it was a frigate
Niles: No a frigate is fore and aft rigged
Dafney; No that is a barquentine
Niles: you're right, then what's a frigate?
Martin: It's when you just don't care anymore (as he walks away from the model disgusted).