I think they'll ban him for incessant spamming
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LOL, j/k, shermie!
They'll probably make him a mod or admin, that or say "congrats" and keep on truckin'!
For his 2000th, though, I say we give him a fly-over of Central Florida in that B-52D that's parked right near the Orlando International Airport! For the grand finale`, we'll open the bomb-bay up, and let him parachute out over Disney World!!
Whaddya think, Shermie? Ya wanna go flying over Florida in a stolen B-52?!