Lets see, what am I???
I have a collection of matchbox cars on the self in my work area. (I'm 36 years old)
I shop at K&B toys and claim I'm shopping for the kid.
I'm and introvert
I'm an engineer
I believe in Star Trek
I have the Discovery Planes and History Channel as the only two channels programmed in my cable box.
All my vacations are planned around museums, hobbyshops, and airshows.
I can spend hours in a Art/Craft, Beauty Supply, or Fabric store wondering how I can adapt their merchandise to aid in my modeling.
Same goes with Home Depot and Lows.
I know what every line is called and is used for on a 19th century 1st rate ship of the line, the CV designation of every carrier in the US Navy, can tell the differences between an F4U-1 and F4U-5N, yet cannot remember how to give you directions to my house.
I will buy generic dog food, skip a root canal, and drive on three bald tires and only one brake so I can afford the PE set for my latest project.
I have all my hair, it's just moving to my back.
I have a 6 digit figure mortgage, to afford the extra two rooms for my models.
My wife is 105, Brunette, and I think married me to fullfill a requirement for her psychology degree.
I can build, rig and paint 36" long frigate in 18 months, but will take me 12 years to finish painting my house.
I can airbrush in my sleep.