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Posted by Woody on Saturday, April 5, 2003 8:41 PM
I have always been a little partial to the Goblin. This points out that we all have personal favorites, but hate to hear the things we like run down. Form follows function and all A/C have some appeal to my eye.

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Posted by JGUIGNARD on Friday, April 4, 2003 11:38 PM
Any one of several bombers that the French air force was using when WW2 started - such as the Potez 540.

Again from France - the Mignet "Flying Flea" homebuilt.

Also, from Col. Howdy Bixby's "Forgotten Warbirds of WW2" - the British Humbley-Pudge "Galipoli" bomber, and the Russian "SNUD" transport.

Jim
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 23, 2003 4:55 AM
Actually, the Goblin is not all that ugly. We have one on display at the U.S.A.F. Museum and it's kinda cute.

My vote for the ugliest airplane goes to almost anything French.
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Posted by upnorth on Saturday, March 22, 2003 1:51 PM
Any of you familiar with the Edgely (Brooklands) Optica observation aircraft?

I saw one once back in 1986 but hadn't really thought about it again till I saw a picture of it on the net today and immediately thought of this thread.

She's not what you'd call ugly, but her looks and an accident or two made her a fairly sales proof bird so its a rare one.

There's a bout 6 decent pictures of them at the following address:

www.airliners.net

Just put "Optica" into the keyword search box and you should be taken right to them. As they were clearly copyrighted photos, it wasn't right to post them myself though I was tempted to
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 17, 2003 12:00 PM
Ugliest aircraft .... thats easy .. anyone that has my ex-wife on it and doesn't crash !!!
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 14, 2003 3:40 PM
Almost everything that the French built should be in the running. Especially their ‘research’ aircraft from the 1950’s.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 14, 2003 2:08 AM
Shorts Skyvan. I forget the military designation. The ANG used to base one at a civil airport here.


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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 13, 2003 9:12 PM
Interesting the XP-75 bears a very, very close resemblance to the Bell P-39. Looks like all they did was change to a single prop and shorten the frame of the XP-75 to get the P-39, which also suffered performance problems. Guess that is why we sent them to the Russians.

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Posted by Cobrahistorian on Thursday, March 13, 2003 2:54 PM
Upnorth,

The A-10 and F-105 "least aesthetically pleasing"? Hmmm... maybe not good looking in a supermodel kinda way, but certainly, both of those aircraft are beautiful in their own right! Sorry, gotta defend two of my all time favorites. Each has a definite sexiness to it, and was adored by the men who flew/fly it.

As for my vote for ugliest? Hmmm.... MiG-25 is up there. That, the Westland Lysander, and maybe the Shorts Sterling are my picks.

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Posted by djmodels1999 on Thursday, March 13, 2003 2:41 PM
I'll have to agree with Upnorth on the Beluga..! I love it. It's beautiful. The Super Guppy was butt-ugly! But not as much as the Brewster Buffalo..!
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Posted by upnorth on Thursday, March 13, 2003 1:49 PM
The Beluga is a beauty compared to the Super Guppy it replaced.

As for those comments on the British aircraft being ugly, I mention the Shorts Seamew pushing me to call an aircraft ugly on the first page.

Anybody that can look at a Hawker Hunter, EE Canberra, Supermarine Swift, Hawk trainers, any of the DeHavilland twin boom fighters, any of the V-Bombers or the TSR.2 and not see things of beauty should be making a trip to the optometrist.

Lets not forget, America gave us such "darlings" as the B-52, F-4 Phantom II and what I would consider to be two of the least aesthetically pleasing postwar jets to ever see regular service, The A-10 Warthog and the F-105 Thunderchief. (Note, I didn't ever say "ugly") :-)
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 13, 2003 1:11 PM
In my opinion, the BELUGA is the best (or worst?). You say...
www.spotter-cgn.de/belugaatxfw3.htm
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Posted by BlackWolf3945 on Monday, March 10, 2003 11:01 PM
Fisher P-75 Eagle. Hands down.

http://www.wpafb.af.mil/museum/annex/an33.htm

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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 10, 2003 5:23 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by djmodels1999

To John P: that airplane in Mad Max 3 is the Skyfarmer. Lovely thing! I scratchbuilt it back in the 80s for a 'down-under' themed model exhib. Was fun!



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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 10, 2003 4:52 PM
F-107:


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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 10, 2003 4:33 PM
MerlinV1650 is right on, as soon as the Brits started using jet engines, their a/c got down right ugly. They should have quit with the Spitfire. At least they are getting the F-35. That should class up that little island.
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 6, 2003 10:12 AM
I registered with this forum, because I couldn't let the slander from merlin V1650 go without comment!
(Hook, line and sinker Wink [;)])
I'll start with the Sopwith Pup, give hourable mention's to the Hawker Hart, Gloster Gladiator and the Westland Whirlwind, and finish with the Spitfire, Mosquito, Meteor, Hornet and Hunter!

An Honourable mention should also go to the Harrier (Yes it is beautiful!) which has carried on the 'tubby' fighter lineage of the the Brewster Buffalo. ( Yes it IS!!!!) Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 5, 2003 5:15 PM
I would have to say just about anything stamped "Made in the U.K."
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 5, 2003 1:21 PM
Another nomination-the Agricat (sp?) cropduster.
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 5, 2003 6:04 AM
Next time you're at a book store, see if they have a copy of "Soviet X-Planes". There are some BUTT-UGLY things in there and I have to wonder if some of them were even airworthy.

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Pat
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Posted by djmodels1999 on Wednesday, March 5, 2003 2:03 AM
To John P: that airplane in Mad Max 3 is the Skyfarmer. Lovely thing! I scratchbuilt it back in the 80s for a 'down-under' themed model exhib. Was fun!
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Posted by Butz on Wednesday, March 5, 2003 1:59 AM
Thats a REALLY HARD question. Dont really know how one can answer that.
All a/c are sexy in their own right but yet they have an ugly side to them aswell...!!!!
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Posted by lowbuckbob on Tuesday, March 4, 2003 11:36 PM
How about the Fairey Barracuda? Now THAT's ugly!


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Posted by John P on Tuesday, March 4, 2003 9:07 AM
How about that ugly little crop-duster plane they used in the Road Warrior? (Or was it Thunderdome?)

Or half the stuff built between 1903 and WWI? :)

Ooo - the Barling Bomber!
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 4, 2003 8:47 AM
Oh yes this is another prime contender....hahah!!! The Ec-135.........Looks absolutely hideous!!!!!

But a fine model.... Very well made indeed!!!!!

Cheers,
Nandakumar
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Posted by John P on Monday, March 3, 2003 1:55 PM
Oh, there are SO MANY possibilities for this one! :D
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Posted by TEISE on Monday, March 3, 2003 10:36 AM
I've been submitting the Curtiss Shrike in some of these polls just for comedy relief but for 'ugly' it can't be beat.How many folks out there have seen a picture of this airplane.Ugly airplane/Curtiss Shrike. Samo,Samo.
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, March 3, 2003 4:22 AM
Hmmm..... Should be the Nimrod.... hmmm come to think of it I think I'll still go with the goblin....
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 2, 2003 5:36 PM
well, that site is the stuff i look for on the net. i also think the boing one SUX. theres this site where there are no pics but this guy said f4 phantom! WTF!
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