Awe Dammit!!!!
I think I can qualify for membership based on the following evidence:
I. I did finish puting decals on my lovely F-104C and then decided to just do a little more painting. So not to spoil the markings, I masked up the entire length of the fuselage and sprayed merrily away!
When the paint dried, I removed the tape and yes all the decals came off with the £$&^%! tape! Dammit!
2. I took an empty paint pot and mixed the exact colour green for my A-10. I then came back to the model and proceeded to spray the wrong green over the model.Dammit!
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3. I carefully and knowingly took my time inserting the cockpit tub into my A-1 skyraider. I also used extra strong glue and clamps to fuse the fuselage together. I was very proud of the neat and tidy job that sat on the bench before me. That is........until I saw the tail wheel-well sitting next to it. DAMMIT!
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That concludes the small taster of my modelling misfortune. The other 432 examples of my stupid "Awe dammit!'s" are availiable to the commitee for review.
I hope you look upon my membership application favourably.