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That time of the week Armor fans... "Caption it"

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    November 2005
Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 10:37 PM
Abdullah. I told you not to use pig fat in the icecream!
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    August 2003
  • From: South Australia
Posted by South Aussie on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 12:49 AM
Guys in Van, "I don't care how big your guns are, this is a one way road and you are going the wrong way, now move over and let me pass"
Wayne I enjoy getting older, especially when I consider the alternative.
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    May 2003
  • From: Upstate NY
Posted by Build22 on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 7:31 AM
This here 120mm says .......My goofy ice cream cone w/chocolate sprinkles aint going to droop........



Jim [IMG]
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 7:43 AM
Security between the Italian ice cream families stepped up after Vinnie Two Scoops was bumped off by Jimmy the Fridge over a sugar cone supplier dispute.
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    May 2003
  • From: Upstate NY
Posted by Build22 on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 11:11 AM

(In a loud speaker type voice)


........Mr Dingaling, ......it is against international law to play that hokey ding-dong song with-in the borders of this country. ....... If you do not co-operate ......we will take serious measures.........





Jim [IMG]
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    January 2003
  • From: Utah - USA
Posted by wipw on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 11:32 AM
What I want to know is...What do they use whatever that stove pipe is connected to in an ice cream truck?
Bill ========================================================== DML M4A2 Red Army ========================================================== ========================================================== -- There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". (Author unknown)
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    January 2003
  • From: NE Georgia
Posted by Keyworth on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 11:51 AM
The first combat mission for the Army's newest armored vehicle, the M1B Stealth tank. Goes anywhere innocently until the balloon goes up and then...............
"There's no problem that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives"
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    December 2003
  • From: Oklahoma
Posted by old soldier on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 12:18 PM
Oops, I tank we made a wrong turn.Tongue [:P]
Old Soldier, RET. Semper Fi Oooh Rah
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    June 2003
  • From: Rowland Heights, California
Posted by Duke Maddog on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 1:00 PM
*voice of TV announcer during the Rodney King riots*

"In South Central Los Angeles today, the riots seem to be calming down after a third day of destruction and mayhem. However, as you can see, the LAPD is taking no chances. Behind me you can see them using their newest police cruisers to escort a local ice cream truck to get refreshments to the heroic firefighters that are fighting the fires in the riot-torn area. In other news...."

*fade to new story*

Wink [;)]Clown [:o)]Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 1:18 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by wipw

What I want to know is...What do they use whatever that stove pipe is connected to in an ice cream truck?



The sight of soooo many tanks has triggered the truck's male hormones... Blush [:I]?

Ron.Smile [:)]
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    January 2003
  • From: Utah - USA
Posted by wipw on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 1:21 PM
Ron, you are sooooo bad!

Bill
Bill ========================================================== DML M4A2 Red Army ========================================================== ========================================================== -- There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". (Author unknown)
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Posted by shermanfreak on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 2:15 PM
Peanuts ..... Popcorn ..... Matzo Balls ..... Red Hot Gefilte Fish
Happy Modelling and God Bless Robert
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    November 2005
Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 3:14 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by wipw

Ron, you are sooooo bad!

Bill


Blush [:I]Blush [:I] Yeah, training meeting tonight... maybe the thought of putting on the green did it to me!

Hey Sherm, I gefilte fish once... it was really cold. Kinda wet too. (budumbum... ching!)

Ron[:0]
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 8:21 PM
Our taxes are going WHERE?!?!?!?!?!? Shock [:O]
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    March 2003
  • From: Northeast Washington State
Posted by JCon on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 8:50 PM
I told you Sarge, that Corporal Klinger feller will try anything to get out of the army! First dresses and now this!Big Smile [:D]
Happy Modeling, Joe Favorite Quote: It's what you learn after you know it all that counts!
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    March 2003
  • From: Northeast Washington State
Posted by JCon on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 8:52 PM
I tell you that is no ice cream truck! Its a Minibagoooo! Wink [;)]
Happy Modeling, Joe Favorite Quote: It's what you learn after you know it all that counts!
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  • From: Philippines
Posted by Dwight Ta-ala on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 9:27 PM
You guys are funny!

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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 11:36 PM
Bagdad Bob : " We have their puny miserable tanks surrounded ! After stuffing their filthy faces with our snow cones deviously sprinkled with dried camel dung, they'll be throwing up their vile smelling intestines all over the gates of Bagdad !!! ".
Jeff
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 27, 2004 6:15 PM
"ohhhh....you said bomb pops"
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 2:41 PM
AAFES... We go where you go!
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Posted by r13b20 on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 6:31 PM
A LOT of funny stuff!!
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by...
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ICE CREAM!!
Schwans is really branching out!

the stack on the truck is for a gas powered freezer unit. (I think)
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  • From: Ft. Sill, OK
Posted by beav on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 7:19 PM
Today, the 4th Infantry Division has found another "lost" American vehicle, this time, it is more important than that M4A3, that is old news. This time it was an Ice Cream truck finally exported to the Middle East after a long and venerable service in suburbian America. Rumor has it, that it will be restored(along with its driver) to prime condition, then exported to the United States and both relics will be put on display. They plan that this will be their most popular "AFV Exhibit"(only calling it that so congress awards funding for the project) and visitors will get most enjoyment...

"First to Fire!"

Steven

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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 8:26 PM
"So thats where all the weapons of mass destruction have been hiding... we were tipped off by the chimeny billowing green smoke in the shape of a skull"
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  • From: Englewood, CO
Posted by pdunkel on Friday, March 5, 2004 9:35 AM
FROZEN CUSTARD'S LAST STAND
Phil Dunkel http://photobucket.com/albums/v335/pdunkel/ "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf" .........George Orwell "This is a war of unknown warriors; but let all strive without failing in faith or in duty. . . "...........Winston Churchill "The only thing neccessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"...............Edmund Burke
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 5, 2004 9:44 AM
Haliburtuns new Army Meals On Wheels Program
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 5, 2004 10:22 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Speeder Crypt

Haliburtuns new Army Meals On Wheels Program


A hundred bucks a hot dog!
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 5, 2004 12:11 PM
yeah it's a M4E32F9ON4DOUBLE7HIKE.....you can tell by the six headed bolts on the glacis plate.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 5, 2004 12:15 PM
Speeder Crypt;
If that's the Haliburton Van, the pushups about $7000.
pdunkel:
that's my favorite so far! pretty funny dude.
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Posted by Jim Barton on Friday, March 5, 2004 12:56 PM
"NOW will you shut off that %^*& bell?!"

"Whaddya mean 'Who's flying the plane?!' Nobody's flying the plane!"

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    November 2005
Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 6, 2004 9:55 PM
The guy in the Icecream truck got to be Canadian ,He is asking for change for a Canadian Loonie....
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