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                        Here entertain my girlfriend. I'll even throw in her sister!

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                        zokissima
                        • Member since
                          July 2003
                        • From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
                        Here entertain my girlfriend. I'll even throw in her sister!
                        Posted by zokissima on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 2:27 PM
                        Ok all of you stop thinking sick thoughts. You know who you all are! Angry [:(!]
                        nah, i'm j/k
                        Anyone have any ideas how to get my gf and her sis out of my hair for a few hours? I'd like to get some work done on my M1 build. Big Smile [:D]
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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 2:33 PM
                        Give 'em $20 and send 'em shopping.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 2:44 PM
                        make it 40 because 20 will run out, then theyll go. AH... WELL U NEED TO GIVE US MORE!!! HOW DO U EXPECT US TO MAKE U GO BANKRUPT IF U DONT GIVE US ACESS TO UR WALLET. and then theyll walk away. They do that do, refrence, a friend of mine. she didnt say the bankrupt part, but i know thats her aim.
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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 2:48 PM
                        get them outside and lock the door
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 2:54 PM
                        Buy them some rubber stamps and some paper, then send them into another room to play.
                        Send them to a 'chick flick' I hear there's a new Stephen King movie out.
                        Send them to the pet store to look at puppies.
                        Give them $50 each and send them shopping
                        Tell them they look like they're getting fat and send them to the health club (this of course will cost you thousands of dollars before they feel 'thin' again)
                        Buy them a couple of snap together kits (the new VW Beetle and the Jetson's Saucer Car have lots of girl appeal) and let them work too!

                        Leave the house yourself and take your model with you.
                        Eat beans and.... they'll leave.
                        Belch a lot. They'll leave.

                        Ron

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                        nmayhew
                        • Member since
                          July 2003
                        • From: Kent, England
                        Posted by nmayhew on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 2:56 PM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by Captain Caveman

                        get them outside and lock the door


                        simple, yet effective.
                        Laugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D]
                        Kind regards, Nicholas
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                        lizardqing
                        • Member since
                          July 2003
                        • From: Dahlonega, Georgia
                        Posted by lizardqing on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 3:46 PM
                        Just mention something you need from wal-mart, even a simple $1 thing, seems to keep my wife gone for hours. Of coarse that $1 will turn into $100 before she gets back!
                        Chris The Scale Firehouse The Lizard's Workshop
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 3:59 PM
                        I have four sisters. YES, four everyone. One word pal. ShoppingBig Smile [:D]
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                        kaleu
                        • Member since
                          February 2003
                        • From: Racing capital of the world- Indy
                        Posted by kaleu on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 4:07 PM
                        Well, if shopping doesn't work, try beer and White Castles. The after effects should clear them out of the house. Evil [}:)]
                        Erik "Don't fruit the beer." Newest model buys: More than I care to think about. It's time for a support group.
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                        DanCooper
                        • Member since
                          March 2004
                        • From: Belgium
                        Posted by DanCooper on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 4:10 PM
                        Just give them your credit card, that should buy you enough time to complete the whole model, and more...Smile [:)]

                        On the bench : Revell's 1/125 RV Calypso

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                        zokissima
                        • Member since
                          July 2003
                        • From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
                        Posted by zokissima on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 4:10 PM
                        "Give them $50 each and send them shopping"
                        If I do that, it'll leave me open to much greater requests...Mischief [:-,]

                        "Tell them they look like they're getting fat and send them to the health club "
                        If I did that, it'd be a good way to ensure that I'd have months of no modelling, as I'm fairly certain my broken and bruized body would just not be able to sustain any work.Dead [xx(]

                        Hmm, guess it's the shopping trip
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                        tigerman
                        • Member since
                          March 2003
                        • From: Rain USA, Vancouver WA
                        Posted by tigerman on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 4:59 PM
                        Send them to a sappy chick flick that she has been wanting to drag you to for some time.

                        http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/wing_nut_5o/PANZERJAGERGB.jpg

                         Eric 

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                        Dwight Ta-ala
                        • Member since
                          July 2003
                        • From: Philippines
                        Posted by Dwight Ta-ala on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 5:59 PM
                        Send them to the beauty parlor and tell them to have their hair and nails done. That should keep them off for sometime.Evil [}:)]

                        It might be more expensive though.Disapprove [V]

                        OK try this. Get a piece of cardboard and the worst smelling enamel or lacquer paint you have in your inventory. Spray! and I mean spray and make sure that they smell it.

                        That'll drive them out of the house in a sec.Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]

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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 6:10 PM
                        If they compain that the money isn't enough: tell them to go to mexico!
                        movie would work.
                        say you spilled alot of glue on the floor!
                        I don't have this problem because i buid models in my room in the basement that can be locked:)
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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 6:15 PM
                        Smoked herring and a nice stout beer usually empties my house pretty fast. Ever smelled that exhaust? Nasty!
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                        Spamicus
                        • Member since
                          April 2003
                        • From: Central Wisconsin
                        Posted by Spamicus on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 6:17 PM
                        I'm with Dwight, when the wife starts hangin around a bit too much, I break out the rattle can of clear coat. I call it my "Karen repellent". Oddly enough she calls it the same thing.

                        Steve

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                        upnorth
                        • Member since
                          December 2002
                        • From: Canada / Czech Republic
                        Posted by upnorth on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 6:19 PM
                        Well, its been a while since I had a girlfriend, but lets see what I can remember....

                        Shopping, can be good, but depending on the girl, it may become a regular expectation for you to provide for.

                        Movie, not bad, kills a couple of hours, providing there's anything showing that she wants to see.

                        My last girlfriend detested grocery shopping unless I offered to cook dinner. If I did that and supplied a shopping list and the money (include a couple of things on the list you wouldn't find at a regular grocery store) she'd go all over half the city to find everything on the list. That of course put me on the hook for cooking, but it also got me those couple of hours uninterupted for model related stuff.
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                        beav
                        • Member since
                          May 2003
                        • From: Ft. Sill, OK
                        Posted by beav on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 7:11 PM
                        Give them near unlimited funds of cash, and tell them that they should take a relaxing day at the day spa, then they can go crash at the mall, with the remainder.
                        or there is always Valium

                        "First to Fire!"

                        Steven

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                        GA.modelmaker
                        • Member since
                          November 2003
                        • From: savannah ga.
                        Posted by GA.modelmaker on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 8:01 PM
                        good one guys but you forgot the most improtant one and i will keep it clean. ask the g/f for whoopie time and that will get them out of the house or give you the ol headace routineBig Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]
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                        MartianGundamModeler
                        • Member since
                          November 2003
                        • From: Tennessee
                        Posted by MartianGundamModeler on Thursday, March 18, 2004 3:01 AM
                        The primary way I get to work is while my wife is asleep. Keeps her hovering around and finding me "chores".lol Lately I haven't been able to touch my Abrams because she has been sleeping at the same time as ME!Disapprove [V]
                        "Some men look at things the way they are and ask ' Why?'. I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?".--Robert Kennedy taken from George Bernard Shaw's "Back To Methuselah" (Thanks to TomZ2) http://martiangundammodels.50megs.com/index.html
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                        Anonymous
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                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 18, 2004 3:10 AM
                        If they're good looking I can give you my brothers phone number..
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 18, 2004 5:57 AM
                        Tell 'em there's a shoe sale at the mall - works every time. Mischief [:-,]
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                        spector822002
                        • Member since
                          December 2003
                        • From: Southern Maine
                        Posted by spector822002 on Thursday, March 18, 2004 6:16 AM
                        dump the girlfriend ,.... finish your build ,.... when you get finished ,either patch things up with her , or get a new one ( without a sister !) NAWWWW girls are more fun than models we all know that ! NEVERMIND!Wink [;)]
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 18, 2004 9:39 AM
                        My wife's an Occupational Therapist who helps people rehab after injuries. A lot of the work includes using their hands. I gave her a pair of tweezers and a four part 1/35 PE tool clamp and bet her if she could put it together, I'll take the kids and she can do what ever she wanted. A minute later I was alone and working on my build.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 18, 2004 10:33 AM
                        i have to wait till my misses is in bed tooSigh [sigh]
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                        buff
                        • Member since
                          December 2003
                        • From: Montreal
                        Posted by buff on Thursday, March 18, 2004 11:46 AM
                        I sent my wife and son to Newcastle-upon-Tyne for a two week visit with her mother, AND her mother paid for the trip. I have spent a ton of time this past week in my workshop.

                        On the bench: 1/32 Spit IXc

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, March 18, 2004 11:53 AM
                        Hey Buff,
                        How's dear old Montreal doing? I used go about twice a month (from NYC) to catch my beloved Habs at the Forum. Haven't been back since they closed it. Stayed in a flat near McGill throughout the entire '93 playoffs. Man, that's a fun city!
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                        spector822002
                        • Member since
                          December 2003
                        • From: Southern Maine
                        Posted by spector822002 on Thursday, March 18, 2004 12:01 PM
                        AUSF: You are not kidding about montreal being a great city ! The food is just incredible ,.... great club scene , and the ladies up there have to be some of the prettiest I have seen anywhere , ( and this is coming from a Cali boy)! Had great time there last time . Molson ale rocks !
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                        wipw
                        • Member since
                          January 2003
                        • From: Utah - USA
                        Posted by wipw on Thursday, March 18, 2004 12:38 PM
                        Take "No Dose" and stay up all night working on the models!
                        Bill ========================================================== DML M4A2 Red Army ========================================================== ========================================================== -- There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". (Author unknown)
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                        buff
                        • Member since
                          December 2003
                        • From: Montreal
                        Posted by buff on Thursday, March 18, 2004 2:07 PM
                        Ausf and Spector,
                        Montreal just keeps on going and going. An incredibly easy place to have a great time. A real buzz about the place now that the Habs are playing some great hockey. The town will be rocking when the playoffs start in a couple of weeks. Spring hockey in Montreal rocks (even though we haven't had much latelyAngry [:(!]). Ausf, where did you stay? In 93 I lived in a flat on Lorne avenue above Amelio's Pizza.

                        On the bench: 1/32 Spit IXc

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