Here entertain my girlfriend. I'll even throw in her sister!

I'm with Dwight, when the wife starts hangin around a bit too much, I break out the rattle can of clear coat. I call it my "Karen repellent". Oddly enough she calls it the same thing.

Smoked herring and a nice stout beer usually empties my house pretty fast. Ever smelled that exhaust? Nasty!

If they compain that the money isn't enough: tell them to go to mexico!
movie would work.
say you spilled alot of glue on the floor!
I don't have this problem because i buid models in my room in the basement that can be locked:)

Send them to the beauty parlor and tell them to have their hair and nails done. That should keep them off for sometime.

It might be more expensive though.

OK try this. Get a piece of cardboard and the worst smelling enamel or lacquer paint you have in your inventory. Spray! and I mean spray and make sure that they smell it.

That'll drive them out of the house in a sec.

Send them to a sappy chick flick that she has been wanting to drag you to for some time.

"Give them $50 each and send them shopping"
If I do that, it'll leave me open to much greater requests...

"Tell them they look like they're getting fat and send them to the health club "
If I did that, it'd be a good way to ensure that I'd have months of no modelling, as I'm fairly certain my broken and bruized body would just not be able to sustain any work.

Hmm, guess it's the shopping trip

Just give them your credit card, that should buy you enough time to complete the whole model, and more...

Well, if shopping doesn't work, try beer and White Castles. The after effects should clear them out of the house.

I have four sisters. YES, four everyone. One word pal. Shopping

Just mention something you need from wal-mart, even a simple $1 thing, seems to keep my wife gone for hours. Of coarse that $1 will turn into $100 before she gets back!

QUOTE: Originally posted by Captain Caveman get them outside and lock the door

simple, yet effective.

Buy them some rubber stamps and some paper, then send them into another room to play.
Send them to a 'chick flick' I hear there's a new Stephen King movie out.
Send them to the pet store to look at puppies.
Give them $50 each and send them shopping
Tell them they look like they're getting fat and send them to the health club (this of course will cost you thousands of dollars before they feel 'thin' again)
Buy them a couple of snap together kits (the new VW Beetle and the Jetson's Saucer Car have lots of girl appeal) and let them work too!

Leave the house yourself and take your model with you.
Eat beans and.... they'll leave.
Belch a lot. They'll leave.

Ron

get them outside and lock the door

make it 40 because 20 will run out, then theyll go. AH... WELL U NEED TO GIVE US MORE!!! HOW DO U EXPECT US TO MAKE U GO BANKRUPT IF U DONT GIVE US ACESS TO UR WALLET. and then theyll walk away. They do that do, refrence, a friend of mine. she didnt say the bankrupt part, but i know thats her aim.

Give 'em $20 and send 'em shopping.