You can't start the engine, 'cause it's all glued together
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You can't open the trunk because it's glued shut.
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You can't fix a flat because this particular Revellogram only came with four tires.
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For some strange reason, the seats are awfully hard.
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It's impossible to tell how fast you're going, because the speedometer decal keeps peeling off.
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You have to climb in through the windows 'cause the doors won't open.
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When taking the car to AAMCO for transmission repair, the mechanic informs you that the transmission is mounted upside down, and the driveshaft is warped and installed backwards.
Gip Winecoff