I have made a lot of non navair types laugh by telling them that gear door edges and etc got painted red,,,,,,,,,,,or else they got colored red,,,,,,,,,,,,,they thought I was joking
my brother was one of those Air Farce types,,,,,,,he likes to tell about the time he was walking and talking in the Weasel line,,,,,,and walked right into a G's wing trailing edge,,,,,,,"jabber, jabber, jabber, splat, thump" (he slaps his forehead when he tells it,,,,,,,,sounds just like a hollow melon to us Jarheads)
my Uncle and I called him an amateur,,,,,you ain't been hurt good by an aircraft until you go to climb up on a Scooter by the tank, and land cowboy style between the tank's fins and the trailing edge of the wing bonus,,,,, points if you hit your head on the wing as you thump into the saddle (not me, lol,,,,,my Uncle, the Gunny showed me the "path to avoid")
ps, my son in law is a "close to retiring" Bubblehead as I type this (his mom was Army)