It's wonderful to have a Sunday where there is absolutely nothing to do. You sleep in, get up and take care of the house while the wife sleeps, then go out, pick up the paper and a soda for a relaxing afternoon. You sit back, watch a good movie (I highly recommend "The Lake House". Watch it with someone you love.) and then venture up to your workroom. There it sits, the ship you've been working on for 4 months. It's starting to really take shape, guilding shining in the afternoon sunlight that's streaming into the room. You sit down, content to the fact that you have 5 hours of uninterrupted time to ply your craft.
Today, it's the little things. Attach the statuary to the stern castle (I'm working on the Heller Soleil Royale), trim up, paint, and assemble the anchors, and just general touchup work, knowing that rigging is just around the corner. Now, I also had to finish off the blocks. In another thread I had mentioned I was painting the blocks black, drybrushing with a dirty tan/brown, then sealing with clear satin. All I did was get up, go down to the garage, and pick up the now dry trees of blocks. They look great...I was downstairs for no more than about 3 minutes....
As I walked through my workroom door, admiring the work I did on the blocks and deadeyes, I looked up at my work table on the other side of the room......and froze in my tracks. There, gently sniffing the mainmast I had test mounted earlier was Rocco.
Let me take a moment to introduce everyone to Rocco. Rocco is one year old...still a kitten in many respects...a rather large, brutish kitten. You see, Rocco is a cat. My cat. But not just any cat. Rocco is a Maine Coone, and since Rocco is a registered breed whose dad is a grand champion and rather large, Rocco takes after him.......Rocco currently weighs 16 pounds.
Introductions out of the way, back to my nightmare. It must have been quite a sight. Rocco, sitting there, gently sniffing the Soleil Royale, while I'm trying to calmly put down the sprues in my now shaking hand. You see, Rocco gets into trouble...not a little...a lot. And when he hears his name in anything but a calm voice, Rocco kicks in the torque and runs or jumps like a bat out of ****, if you know what I mean. The prospect of seeing my Soleil Royal, my 4 months of work, get kicked to the floor is not very enjoyable.
The only thing I could think to do was kneel down to the floor and quietly say in the sweetest voice I could "hear kitty, kitty, kitty"...of course it didn't work.
It was at that moment I noticed that Rocco was sitting next to an open container of thinner, along with the container of brown paint that I had also carelessly left open. Soleil Royal aside, if my wife came up to see paint in the carpet, my life would be over as I know it...
So, let's see...I could entice him with a string...nope, that would get him all frisky and he would still jump....I know I can't yell at him...that will surely let loose destruction on a galactic scale....then I remembered...food. The only thing stronger than Rocco's curiosity is his appetite. And the only thing smarter than Rocco is....well, just about everything is smarter than Rocco.
Holding up my hand, I did the classic "look what I've got you stupid cat"...It worked...sort of. Rocco reared up and turned, making me thing I was in the clear....but as he jumped down, intent on quenching his unquenchable appetite, his 2 foot tail brush first the model....with a sickening snap, the center lamp on the stern castle came off, landing on the carpet....then, my feline's tail brushed the thinner, which spilled across the table, but not reaching the model....it did however, leave two anchors well soaked...but saveable.
Well, Rocco found I had no treat, and before I could give new meaning to the word CATipult, he beat a hasty retreat downstairs, leaving me with a small mess, and a repair job to do....
Needless to say, I now make sure all containers are closed, and I shut the door when I leave the room...the mess is cleaned, the model repaired, and Rocco wonders why he's not allowed in the work room anymore....
You just gotta love cats...