The NoBs Airbrush Factory

All I asked was what was a decent airbrush.... ::sigh::

The Beaver airbrush company listens to customers. We realized early on that the people wanted 2/6" standard connectors instead of 1/3"... even in the nozzle/tip area in case you wanted to use your airbrush in reverse.

Dear JdavidB:

We at the NoBs airbrush factory works hard to maintain our excellent customer service line (actually a monkey with a tin can) If you have any concerns or suggestions, please, call us at 1-800-do-not-call.

What about my... err... the nobs 125 hp 300 psi airbrush compressor you mentioned??

QUOTE: Originally posted by woodbeck3 What about my... err... the nobs 125 hp 300 psi airbrush compressor you mentioned??

you mean the one with the 500 gallon tank? It's included with the Pearl Handled Woodbek Wonder 3137. Oilless, self contained, self powered and best of all it comes with a handy beverage of your choice dispenser mounted to the side. It even makes ice.

It comes with a cup holder.

That model is the Woodtek Azbeck 300

and it's powered by rocket fuel now instead of 1 nuclear power facility, so we decided to include a real life space shuttle with our compressor.

no we haven't, you're fired!!!!

nah stop revealing what we will release in the near future

you can't fire me! I hold the patent on the beer helmet telepathic action airbrush with built-in respirator that can also be used as a bong!

I'm shakin' up some satin black that I just thinned. About to go airbrush the seats of the '66 Malibu with the Iwata HP-BS

you're still fired.

QUOTE: Originally posted by 1337 you're still fired.

::nervous tick:: you sound just like an ex-boss I once had....

I am thinking this whole Woodtek airbrush line is going nowhere, I am thinking of splitting off and forming my own company.

The Paatche Co. Ltd., Inc. I will market the mighty Tho - 9900 Saltmeister model... able to spray from 0 to 150 PSI with nothing but a manually inflated air bladder, WHICH, with the optional Chanter 4550... you will be able to play "Amazing Grace" and "Irish Rover" with in no time flat! Comes free with the sheet music for "O Danny Boy"

Limited time offer, not valid in most states and in the District of Columbia. Only eligible baboons over the age of 48 may purchase the Tho-9900. Drink holder, sheet music and airbrush sold separately. No returns after the first 30 days or airbrush breakage, whichever occurs first. Members of the Green Party eligible for a one time pay out of $1.00 cash. Moose hunters and drunken Irishmen need not apply. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Limited time offer, expires 10/10/2001. Quantities limited to 1 air brush per person, except in the case of MPS wherein each personality may purchase an airbrush for the special low price of $198.00 each.

QUOTE: Originally posted by jdavidb I'm shakin' up some satin black that I just thinned. About to go airbrush the seats of the '66 Malibu with the Iwata HP-BS

oooooh... I loved the '66... I had a '69 SS396 (in my non-modelling life, i.e. 'real') It was the first car I ever owned... ::sob:: my Dad talked me into selling it when I went in the Navy... told me after boot camp and school I would be out to sea...

5 years later I actually SAW a Navy ship... as I drove through Virginia... it was 1 more year until I actually got on one... I bought it for $900... now it would be worth about $9000.00

Now I am depressed....

Will there be a Finescale Forum Discount on these NoBS airbrushes?

QUOTE: Originally posted by bstrump Will there be a Finescale Forum Discount on these NoBS airbrushes?

everyone's a charity case.... get in line brother, we got paying customers here... cash talks!

yes. these airbrush are only available to the members of the finescale forums.

Tho 9900, may we talk about merging, you can have your own department dedicated to manufacturing compressors, and my department will manufacture airbrush. deal?

also, tho9900, according to clause 18.45829083 you must remain with the NoBs airbrush company until you are dismissed by the boss. that would be me.
however, in accordance to the clause 19.823746 line 28 word 982734, that violates clause 18.45829083 so therefore, you may stay in the company, and build compressors.

That's ok.... I will run to a country with a non-extradition treaty such as Uruguay... (I dated a girl from there once.... ONCE...) and hide out and make my airbrushes with sweat shop labor... then once you can no longer face the incoming tide of cheap, shoddy workmanship, but easily replaced airbrushes, I will force a hostile takeover of your company...

You airbrushes will cease to be known as the revered "Woodtek" brand... they will then be known by such names as "Chip" and "Biff" and "Woody" .. thus fooling the public into believing these are your honest to goodness "All American brushes" ... no one will notice the little sticker on the handle that says "Made in Mauritania" (where the h@ii is Mauritania?????) They will sport an embossed sticker of the american flag proudly displayed on the handles... furthering the patriotic frenzy....

What do you say to THAT... Mr. high payed union labor... Mr. "a days work equals a days pay" .... I envision .98 cents airbrushes flooding the market.,.. EVERYone will own one!!! that and my 300 HP compressor which the airbrush will not operate without!!!!!

<insert maniacal laughter here>


Ok I've had enough to drink tonight,, I need to stop before I break out in a rousing round of "Deutscheland Uberalles"... the airbrush version that is...

Tom.... owner and proprietor of the "Woody" airbrush Co.

may i suggest... a -$20,000 bonus if you re-join to create $.89 airbrushes?

QUOTE: Originally posted by 1337 may i suggest... a -$20,000 bonus if you re-join to create $.89 airbrushes?

ooooooooohhhh...ahhhhhhhhhhh.... $20,000... (calculating how many minutes that will buy me with Claudia Lopez in Uruguay... ) (er.. she's the local IPMS rep... )

How about a payoff of 10,000 and my promise never to market the Woody name brand again?

::formulating a new name for my cheaply made, but cheaply priced airbrushes::

Why don't you guys get to building some models instead of wasting bandwidth on this sillyness.

Mike

Yep, been building a model. I got the floor, seats and inside door handles done on the Malibu today. The dash is gonna be some work. I looked at interior pics of original 66 Chevelles, and it turns out I'll be doing a good bit of chrome strips on this interior.

I don't really like the all red interior on the box art, so I'm doing a black & red interior with gray floorboard plus chrome strips. So, there's some red in there but nowhere near as much as the box's all red interior. I'm also adding inner door panel details because this model has none.

Only another week and a half until I can polish the solid black painted body!

QUOTE: oooooh... I loved the '66... I had a '69 SS396 (in my non-modelling life, i.e. 'real') It was the first car I ever owned... ::sob:: my Dad talked me into selling it when I went in the Navy... told me after boot camp and school I would be out to sea...

Chevelles, GTO's and Monte Carlos are my favorites. I've had two Monte Carlos so far, and one of them is what I drive now. I never have come close to aquiring a Chevelle or a GTO though. There are a couple of SS396 models out there if you ever wanna build one :D

QUOTE: Originally posted by MikeV Why don't you guys get to building some models instead of wasting bandwidth on this sillyness.

i was about to type the samething brother!!!LOL you beat me too it!! and i'm sueing for naming an airbrush after me without my consent.......you'll be hearing from my lawyers soon!!! later.

Got my stang done... now I need ot get a new battery for my Dig Cam I barrowed. You all make batteries too (doing this just for mikeV, the whole new drodge of batteries to hit the market and Mike is still wondering if we build models ) And the battery has to be named after me.

QUOTE: Originally posted by jdavidb Chevelles, GTO's and Monte Carlos are my favorites. I've had two Monte Carlos so far, and one of them is what I drive now. I never have come close to aquiring a Chevelle or a GTO though. There are a couple of SS396 models out there if you ever wanna build one :D

Really? Who makes em? havent seen em around here...

QUOTE: Originally posted by woodbeck3 And the battery has to be named after me.

consider it done the Woodtek Platinum Top

QUOTE: Really? Who makes em? havent seen em around here...

There's an AMT 1969 Chevelle SS 396. I believe there are two boxes of the same model. One shows a white car with flames, and the other is a blue car.

Here's a new issue: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2582&item=5919144424 <- that model should be in stores. It's Revell 2183, a '67 Chevelle SS 396

Ebay is the only place I can find 'em. Hobbytown near me only had one box of a '66 Malibu & I bought it. There's a Revell '67 and a Revell '65 Z-16 in there now. I just browse to the "Models, Kits" part of Ebay & do a search for "SS 396". It gives a full page of Chevelles & a couple of Camaros.

QUOTE: Originally posted by jdavidb There's an AMT 1969 Chevelle SS 396. I believe there are two boxes of the same model. One shows a white car with flames, and the other is a blue car. Cool thanks... gonna have to find time to build that in between all the others ones I have started... (if I can find it haha) ---Tom--- O' brave new world, That has such people in it! Reply jdavidb Member since August 2004 From: Kennesaw, GA Posted by jdavidb on Saturday, September 4, 2004 8:33 AM I built the '69 (the AMT one) when I was 17. It was before I knew how to do white paint on car bodies. I remember thinking, "this is such a nice model, it's too bad I decided to attempt to do it in white". So, I'll have to build that one again some day too. Reply tho9900 Member since July 2004 From: SETX. USA Posted by tho9900 on Saturday, September 4, 2004 8:36 AM mine was a cherry red, I'll have to do some research and see if I can find the exact color (or close proximity) definitely an enamel, gotta get that "wet look" finish... had the black deck stripes up the hood and trunk... ---Tom--- O' brave new world, That has such people in it! Reply jdavidb Member since August 2004 From: Kennesaw, GA Posted by jdavidb on Saturday, September 4, 2004 8:46 AM That's sorta like the color scheme of the interior I'm doing for the Malibu. The seats are mostly black down the centers with only the edges in red. The back seat has red edges and a red stripe in the center. I wanted some red in there, but a completely red interior in this black car was just not doin' it for me. It's got a gray floor pan with black door details. Reply 12 JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Our community is FREE to join. To participate you must either login or register for an account. Login Register SEARCH FORUMS FREE NEWSLETTER SIGN UP By signing up you may also receive reader surveys and occasional special offers. We do not sell, rent or trade our email lists. View our Privacy Policy. FORUMS PRODUCT REVIEWS READER GALLERY HOW TO VIDEOS SHOP ABOUT US FREE MONTHLY NEWSLETTER SIGN UP By signing up you may also receive reader surveys and occasional special offers. We do not sell, rent or trade our email lists. View our Privacy Policy. More great sites from Kalmbach Media Terms Of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Policy