Just saw a TV ad last night for Nando's Chicken. Overweight Bald guy with spectacles, on a blind date with a blonde hottie. Clearly he has been fibbing about his attributes online, so he could get the date. Then she asks "And you do some modelling as well ?" To which he replies, "Oh yeah, Ships, Planes, Tanks"
Apparently we are still an easy target in the media. As soon as I can find a link for the video, I'll post it.
"Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional"
" A hobby should pass the time - not fill it" -Norman Bates