Bakster, you have me beat hands down. There's no topping that one. The closest I can come to that is from the toaster my wife and I had several years ago. One day I was getting ready for work and decided to have piece of toast before I left the house. This was my wife's toaster from even before we got married which meant I didn't know all of its quirks.
I put the bread in and pushed the handle down. As I was waiting for the toast to pop, I did a quick clean-up of the kitchen. While doing that, I heard the unmistakable "ker-chunk" sound of the toast popping up. I turned towards the toaster....and there was no toast! For a split second I thought I had gone nuts and I started to think that maybe I never did put any bread in. After looking around for a while, I finally found the toast behind the fridge. I completely forgot that my wife's toaster had quite the powerful kick when the toast was done. It catapulted my breakfast out and onto the floor behind the fridge. Eventually, my wife and I got tired of searching for our breakfast so we got a new toaster.
Eric