EdGrune
The ladder is behind 2 cars in the garage, no 9V batteries, and the hardware store doesn't open until 8.
Beautiful full moon, though.
That is a good one, Ed.
A few months back I had a storm induced power outage. The whole neighborhood was knocked out. About a half hour into it my detectors started going off saying, Gas alert! Gas alert! I called a friend who is a firefighter and he said to call the fire department and have them come out and check it. He seemed concerned. I called the FD and they explained it is probably just the batteries, but they would come out if I wanted. I told them no, not at this time. So, I decided to wait it out until the power came back on.
I go to bed, trying to sleep, but good luck with the detectors doing that every few minutes. Well-- the power kicked in at about 11:30 PM. And guess what? The detectors kept chiming. S O B! Now I have to go get batteries. I hop in the car and try finding a place that was open. There were still some areas with no power, this was not an easy task. I found a gas station that had power, I go in, asked the guy where the 9v batteries are. The guy looked at me weird like I was gonna rob him! He was watching my every move. Maybe that is a line robbers use? "Hey! Where are the batteries! Stick em up!" He seemed relieved when I forked over the money and I walked out. Lol. Seriously dude. Do I look like a robber? Ok, I didn't shave for a few days but..
I go home and install the batteries. This is no easy task. The dectector upstairs is mounted on a high ceiling. I have a 6 foot ladder and I had to stand on the top step (not supposed to do that) and brace myself against the wall. I am sleepy eyed and not as spry as I used to be. I am praying I don't fall off and land at the bottom steps. Thank goodness the detector didn't fight me as I tried to install it. I get them all installed and guess what? "Gas alert! Gas alert!
Dang it. Now what. I decide -- ok-- lets push the test button. The detectors start chiming on all the floors, talking back at each other. I am thinking... my neighbors are gonna wonder what the heck is going on over there in the middle of the night. After a minute of this-- halelujah-- it stopped. Shaking my head.
That is what I get for not changing the batteries once a year. The detectors are hard wired but if the power goes out, the batteries kick in.
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