When the wife has to go on a business trip.
When I DO NOT HAVE TO GO ON A BUSINESS TRIP.
When I forget to pay the phone bill and it gets disconnected.
When the cat takes a little trip to the vet for few days of attitude adjustment.
When the dog goes with the cat to help adjust his attitude.
When nobody knows where I'm at. And the bathroom is all mine.
When the LHS sells pizza and beer and can deliver.
When I replace the ballast in my light so it stops flickering.
When I have a model with good instructions and a perfect fit. NOT!