LMAO!!! THat is THE finest Redneck paddle-wheeler I ever saw, and that's speakin' as a Long-haired redneck...
I'd have to answer that officer with, "YAssir! I sure do an' here's th' per-mit fer the dynamite too!"
Heh... That there's goofier 'n a drag-queen at a tractor-pull, an' the workmanship is finer 'n frog-hair...