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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 7:10 AM
OK, let's have some fun. Caption the picture below:

Here's mine...

It's a nice kit and all but, it doesn't have a detailed interior Tongue [:P]

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Posted by sharkbait on Friday, November 7, 2003 7:21 AM
1 -What happens when you brake too Hard!
2 - One owner low mileage - roof needs repair.
3 - Obviously not enough glue.

You have never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3!

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Posted by okieboy on Friday, November 7, 2003 7:39 AM
Do you think Dad will notice?


Roy
"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm." George Orwell
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 7:41 AM
Okay chaps.. There must be a Jerry tank around here somewhere.. Maybe in here..

The German entry smashed the world record for biggest biscuit tin.

The engineers soon got rid of the kick stand as it wasn't a great success.

It wasn´t until the first accidents happened that tank production ceased at all cuckoo clock and jack-in-the-box factories.

The depleated uranium barrels were soon recalled.

(Guy on top) What the..? Bicycle pedals??
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 7:42 AM
Gee Leroy....Bubba told ya to use more JB-Weld didnt he!

:::::NEWS FLASH:::::
This just in a group of local rednecks discovered a WWII period tank in there back yard after cutting the grass....Stay tuned at 10pm for the complete list of items found....
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 7:45 AM
Sometimes duck tape just isn't quite enough..
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 7:48 AM
OOOOOO, the furher gonna be peeesed!
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 7:54 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Erock68

OOOOOO, the furher gonna be peeesed!


Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]OMG ROFL....thats just what I needed this morning! LOLTongue [:P]
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 8:10 AM
Eh, guys.. I've just found Jimmy Hoffa..
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Posted by David Voss on Friday, November 7, 2003 8:21 AM
I know my quarter is in there somewhere.
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Improved design for those hard to reach places. (foxholes, bunkholes, trenches)
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I told you not to sit on the barrel!
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(guy in the front) Ahh, that's better. Blush [:I]
(sorry, couldn't resist, I was on armored vehicles before...)
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I told you not to eat beans while in the field! Wink [;)]
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I hate inspections!
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I don't think this looks like the picture on the box.
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I hope this is covered under the warranty.
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Can someone call AAA?
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When I said attach it on with chewing gum, I was only joking.
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Posted by erush on Friday, November 7, 2003 8:58 AM
"Szooo, Zat's ver zee leftover bolts vent"

ERic
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 9:14 AM
QUOTE: "Szooo, Zat's ver zee leftover bolts vent"


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Posted by therriman on Friday, November 7, 2003 9:29 AM
I thought you said you properly torqued ALL the bolts.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 10:00 AM
<<Bill Murray voice>> Gobs and gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. C'mere little fella!
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Posted by J-Hulk on Friday, November 7, 2003 10:07 AM
"Hey, wouldja mind screwing that back on while you're up there?"
~Brian
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 10:29 AM
After a long game of Hide-And-Seek, they finally found Shermanfreak!
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Posted by wipw on Friday, November 7, 2003 10:35 AM
...The turret to hull fit needs a little work. But with a little sheet styrene, some putty, and light sanding, you shouldn't have too much trouble. All in all, THE best large scale Panther kit I've seen to date. I spent about 5318 hours building my Panther. About average for a kit of this size. Highly recommended for those with at least minimal kit building experience.

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Hey, Hans. You in there??

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Geez, when Dad said I could have a convertable for my birthday, this isn't what I had in mind!

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Guy in the front..."It says, 'Some adult assembly required. Put tab A into slot A1 and turn the entire turret to the right 40 degrees.

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German Minister of Information report to the General Staff, "The continual bombing of the nut and bolt factories by the Allies has caused no significant decline in production quality."

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This is lots of fun!

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Posted by shermanfreak on Friday, November 7, 2003 11:13 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Erock68

After a long game of Hide-And-Seek, they finally found Shermanfreak!


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And my humble contribution.

"Can you hear me now ?????"
Happy Modelling and God Bless Robert
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 11:14 AM
Gesundheit
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Hey those p38 can openers the Americans sent really work!
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After further testing the German Ministry of Defense has decided NOT to replace the
7.5cm KwK 43 L70 with the 7.5cm KwK 43 L100.
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Posted by stinger on Friday, November 7, 2003 11:36 AM
Guy in front of turret: "Sorry guys, I guess I just kinda lost my head".

PS - Just another example of why I absolutely love this forum.
Thanks for the laughs, guys. I needed this today.Laugh [(-D]

May an Angel be your wingman, and the Sun be always at your six

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 11:41 AM
"Nein, Hans, zat ees not how vee check zee oil!"

"I give y' minimum elevation and you rag at me! Punch your own @#^#* tube!"

"Ein leetle gas from zee beans und wieners, eh gunner?"

Ron.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 12:18 PM
Man, there's gotta be an easier way to get to the storage.

I said check under the hood!
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Posted by erush on Friday, November 7, 2003 12:19 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Erock68

After a long game of Hide-And-Seek, they finally found Shermanfreak!


Laugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D] The last place anyone would look for Shermie!!! Big Smile [:D]

Eric
Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.     "Friendly fire...isn't"
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Posted by Keyworth on Friday, November 7, 2003 12:26 PM
This is what happens when the Union goes on strike! Banged Head [banghead]Banged Head [banghead]Banged Head [banghead]Censored [censored]Censored [censored]Censored [censored]
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 12:43 PM
I thought you said you knew how to drive a stick shift?

You're hitting the ball straight, but your follow-through is bad.

"One more for the road" you said, "I'm OK to drive" you said. Well, next time I'm taking the keys.
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Posted by M1abramsRules on Friday, November 7, 2003 1:07 PM
vee can now help our japanese allies by shooting a few rounds to China.

Hey, let's just jack up the suspension on the left side really high.

See how much more comfortable it is inside with some ventilation.

I don't know guys, do you think we really need it?

Adolf, how many times do I have to tell you not to touch the barrel!!!
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Posted by David Voss on Friday, November 7, 2003 1:33 PM
Mom said there would be days like this.
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Posted by cassibill on Friday, November 7, 2003 1:39 PM
So that's what happened to the horse radish. I wondered why there was JB weld on my brautwurst!!

cdw My life flashes before my eyes and it mostly my life flashing before my eyes!!!Big Smile The 1/144 scale census and message board: http://144scalelist.freewebpage.org/index.html

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Posted by styrene on Friday, November 7, 2003 1:51 PM
"OK, Clark, put it down; Miss Lane's not in there."

Gip Winecoff

1882: "God is dead"--F. Nietzsche

1900: "Nietzsche is dead"--God

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 7, 2003 2:07 PM
1st prototype of the German 'bent barrel' weapon suffered early teething problems until the German High command explained to the design engineers that the bent weapon was to be the vehicle's machine gun, not main gun.

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Hans! You were really determined to clear out that foxhole weren't you.
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