Caption this picture:

Woody

Member since
December 2002
From: Third rock from the sun.

Posted by Woody on Sunday, November 9, 2003 2:29 AM

Where's the cream filling? Tongue [:P]

" I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way." --John Paul Jones

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, November 9, 2003 7:35 AM

QUOTE: Originally posted by Erock68

OK, let's have some fun. Caption the picture below:

Here's mine...

It's a nice kit and all but, it doesn't have a detailed interior

Surely there must be an easier way in and out, Who's got the manual for this devise

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, November 9, 2003 7:39 AM

Help where's the instruction manual, there must be an easier way in and out Blush [:I]

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mark956

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February 2003
From: USA

Posted by mark956 on Sunday, November 9, 2003 9:18 AM

Here sir let me check the oil for you.
mark956

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Woody

Member since
December 2002
From: Third rock from the sun.

Posted by Woody on Sunday, November 9, 2003 6:42 PM

Guy on the left, in front of tank: "Boy this thing took a hard lick! Keep an eye out for me boys, nature calls."

" I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way." --John Paul Jones

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lizardqing

Member since
July 2003
From: Dahlonega, Georgia

Posted by lizardqing on Sunday, November 9, 2003 6:54 PM

Uh oh, better get Maco

Chris The Scale Firehouse The Lizard's Workshop

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, November 10, 2003 1:31 AM

Sooo, THATS what that button does....

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J-Hulk

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February 2003
From: Tochigi, Japan

Posted by J-Hulk on Monday, November 10, 2003 6:45 AM

Guy with hand on cupola: "You find your wallet yet? I can't hold this thing up forever!"

~Brian

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, November 10, 2003 10:43 AM

Everything will be fine . . . we'll just tell the CO that the russians did it

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therriman

Member since
January 2003
From: Central MI

Posted by therriman on Monday, November 10, 2003 12:35 PM

Due to allied bombing of our factories, all of our new tanks will require some minor assembly in the field.

Tim H. "If your alone and you meet a Zero, run like hell. Your outnumbered" Capt Joe Foss, Guadalcanal 1942 Real Trucks have 18 wheels. Anything less is just a Toy! I am in shape. Hey, Round is a shape! Reality is a concept not yet proven.

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, November 10, 2003 2:20 PM

A little putty and nobody will notice..

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, November 10, 2003 4:28 PM

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey, dumkopf!!

Oops, sorry sharkbait, just read through all of the posts and you beat me to this one.

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Cobrahistorian

Member since
December 2002
From: Aaaaah.... Alpha Apaches... A beautiful thing!

Posted by Cobrahistorian on Tuesday, November 11, 2003 7:21 AM

"The PanzerKorps gymnastics team practicing for the balance beam event during a rare bit of down time on the Eastern Front. "

:^"

"1-6 is in hot"

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r13b20

Member since
April 2014

Posted by r13b20 on Tuesday, November 11, 2003 8:24 PM

all this is too funny!
1. Well sir, He was big and green and very angry. :Hulk smash!
2. "D-OH!"
3. They just don't make 'em like they used to.
4. Oh no! It's Godzilla!
5. See Shermans can beat one of these. Just circle it really fast three times and "Voilah".
6. WWAAAAHHH! Daddy, he broke it!
7. He said, "Here I come to save the day."?
8. Will the insurance cover this?
9. Now cough!
10. Oh! Tank you very much!

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wroper11

Member since
February 2003
From: Back home in Blanchard

Posted by wroper11 on Wednesday, November 12, 2003 7:19 AM

The Iraqi army, using antiquated equipment is just no match for the superior firepower of the U.S. M1 Abrahms.

Ahh shucks, Alittle duck tape and bailin' wire and we're on our way to Stalingrad... weehoo!

"Tight tolerances, a joy to drive, Just another example of the fine german engineering you have come to expect from BMW"

Announcer: Welcome back to the History Channel and Modern Armor.
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Thanks for the laughs guys!!! Big Smile [:D]

Wroper

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 12, 2003 8:27 PM

So..Would you call that a design problem or a launch problem?

Relax, guys, the hull broke the fall.

See what happens! I told Herr Porsche to install porta-potties in these things!

When nature calls, next time get outta the way.

I don't like bugs either but all you have to do is step on 'em. This is a bit much. Don't ya think?

This should be a regular thing Laugh [(-D]

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 13, 2003 1:28 AM

Here's an idea..

Best 10 get published in the mag?

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 13, 2003 11:16 AM

Anybody ever watch a Jerry Springer or other sorted talk show where they have guests who got so large they had to remove a wall from their house to get them out?

This is what happens when tankers eat to many twinkies.

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 13, 2003 5:31 PM

Yes fuhrer the new panzer crew quick- escape unit is being redied for feild testing

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 14, 2003 12:31 PM

SPROIIINGGG!!

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JChurch

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January 2003

Posted by JChurch on Friday, November 14, 2003 12:49 PM

I keep telling you dumkopf NO more than two and an half turns to the left Angry [:(!]

Your not going to leave it like that are you?

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wayne baker

Member since
February 2003
From: Medina, Ohio

Posted by wayne baker on Friday, November 14, 2003 3:36 PM

Lock the breech before you pull the trigger.

I may get so drunk, I have to crawl home. But dammit, I'll crawl like a Marine.

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 14, 2003 10:50 PM

I told you!!!!!!!!! the overpass was too low!!!!!
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He said that he was a cleaning freak but I didn't think it would go this far
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Happy B-day to you, Happy B-day to you..... Hey where's the girl in the bikini????
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Hey where's the cream filling?

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, November 15, 2003 3:55 AM

Has anyone seen the Dsney cartoon about Mickey, Goofy and Donald cleaning a clock tower and Donald got in a fight with the huge spring?

Well that was based on the events leading up to the crew abandoning this tank...

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midnightprowler

Member since
February 2003
From: East Bethel, MN

Posted by midnightprowler on Saturday, November 15, 2003 12:19 PM

Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!
Lee

Hi, I am Lee, I am a plastiholic.

Co. A, 682 Engineers, Ltchfield, MN, 1980-1986

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, November 17, 2003 3:30 AM

Used Tank Dealer: So you see sir that not only will this feature allow you to get your Mother-in-law in & out easier,mole problems are a thing of the past
Dude on Top:Why is this full of multi-colored balls?
UTD:Oh Yeah,your kids will love it too!

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 18, 2003 10:09 PM

"This D@&% thing has to be made by the same folks that made the EDSEL!!!"

"Ugh, Now you dunit, I told you not to push the RED BUTTON"

"Whadaya mean, LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE WALKEN"

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 18, 2003 10:12 PM

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KJ200

Member since
July 2003
From: Bicester, England

Posted by KJ200 on Wednesday, November 19, 2003 8:13 AM

'It was like that when I got here!'

'It's OK, you can put it down now, I found the entrance.'

IKEA Assembly instructions
'When constructing this item, it is better if you are being 3 people.'

'A job worth doing..........'

Currently on the bench: AZ Models 1/72 Mig 17PF