Funny Bumper Sticker if You like Fords anyway

DBFSS385

Member since
September 2003
From: Connecticut

Funny Bumper Sticker if You like Fords anyway

Posted by DBFSS385 on Saturday, July 23, 2005 8:37 PM

While at a local Cruise night tonight I saw a tricked out Ford Lightning (2002) with a bumper sticker that Read ( now don't get mad Mopar Guys)..
Got a Hemi????
That's Why your Reading this.....
I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.. I got to get one for my SVT Focus.
Just thought that Car nuts would get a kick out of this.

Be Well/DBF Walt

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leemitcheltree

Member since
January 2003
From: Washington State

Posted by leemitcheltree on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 6:54 AM

I work with a guy who has a sticker that says "God made Chevrolets to keep idiots out of Fords"..........what can I say?

Cheers, LeeTree
Remember, Safety Fast!!!

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rudedog

Member since
November 2003
From: west springfield,mass

Posted by rudedog on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 8:49 AM

Buthchy,I do have a Hemi in my 2004 Ram truck,& it's so fast I'll pass anything on the road except a gas station !!!! Semper fi,rudedog

"...That's an order,not a debate topic , Sergeant Rudzik..."

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Bgrigg

Member since
May 2005
From: Left forever

Posted by Bgrigg on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 9:19 AM

I've seen that bumper sticker. It was on a Ford being pushed by a Ram truck!

So long folks!

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RadMax8

Member since
February 2005
From: Cleveland, OH

Posted by RadMax8 on Saturday, July 30, 2005 4:44 PM

FIRST ON RACE DAY!!!! I wish I had an SVT lightning, that is a bitchin ride...

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rangerj

Member since
March 2003

Posted by rangerj on Saturday, July 30, 2005 10:13 PM

I like the window decal of Calvin (al la Calvin and Hobbs from the comic strip) doing #1 on a symbol of the Chevy Bowtie. Anyone know of decals for 1/25 or 1/24 scale models of this?.

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, July 31, 2005 4:16 AM

Best bumper sticker I have ever seen was on the rear window of a totally beaten up Peugeot of uncertain vintage (probably early '70's) and it read..."This is NOT an abandonded vehicle"
Laughed for some time over that one.
Cheers , Pete

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eizzle

Member since
August 2005
From: Greencastle, IN

Posted by eizzle on Monday, August 29, 2005 6:38 PM

ok, i have 2, one read P.E.T.A- People Eating Tasty Animals
#2 was simply "Caution: Parts may come off"

Colin

Homer Simpson for president!!!

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 9:53 PM

Saw one that say "Sex instructor on board... 1st lesson free" : )

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, September 1, 2005 1:07 PM

a couple of my favorites, but I'm warped Wink [;)]

"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"
and in the traditional "Dunkin Donuts" font and color "Fu%^in Gonuts"
this last one I am going to duplicate in scale someday... pretty easy nowadays if you get the right decal paper for your printer

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, September 1, 2005 9:27 PM

Australia is:
"Holden Country where on a quiet day you can hear the Fords rusting"
and
"Overtaking will result in a race"

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bigphoto1

Member since
May 2003
From: Ridout

Posted by bigphoto1 on Sunday, September 4, 2005 4:23 AM

Fastest On Race Day!

Cheers, Tim

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, September 4, 2005 12:48 PM

Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge

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RadMax8

Member since
February 2005
From: Cleveland, OH

Posted by RadMax8 on Sunday, September 4, 2005 5:19 PM

Simon, the 1st one is a hoot!

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FreedomEagle1953

Member since
December 2012

Posted by FreedomEagle1953 on Sunday, September 4, 2005 6:58 PM

I've always liked the one that reads ... "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys" ... or you fill in the blank ... I've seen it several ways ... Smile,Wink, & Grin [swg]

FreedomEagle1953

Chicago, IL area

"keep on building 'em ... but don't glue your fingers together"

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, September 5, 2005 3:29 PM

ive never seen this one but it came to me and it would seem like a good bumper sticker idea: "Traffic is the reason theres a highway to hell"
probably my favorite one is "keep hinking im reloading!"
-DJ

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lordairgtar

Member since
September 2005
From: Muskego: actually means "infested with spiders"

Posted by lordairgtar on Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:28 PM

The voices in my head do not like you
My truck is not your moving van, so don't ask
My kid can beat up your honor student
Station wagons rule/ Mini vans drool
Put the cell phone down and drive
I brake whenever
My other car is just as crappy as this one
My other car is a Bradley fighting vehicle
Micheal Jackson is free, do you know where your children are?
I closed Wolskis (infamous east side Milwaukee bar)
Save the whales/harpoon a fat chick
Save the whales/Spear Britney

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Jim Barton

Member since
February 2003

Posted by Jim Barton on Wednesday, October 5, 2005 6:05 PM

I saw this one on an RV not too long ago: "Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?"

"Whaddya mean 'Who's flying the plane?!' Nobody's flying the plane!"

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Jeff8600

Member since
September 2005
From: Adairsville Ga

Posted by Jeff8600 on Friday, October 7, 2005 5:06 PM

Well I have a good one for Chevys!

"C"racked
"H"eads
"E"very
"V"avle
"R"attles
"O"il
"L"eaks
"E"ngine
"T"rouble

any Chevy guy can make up a saying for a 4-letter word but it takes a Ford Man to do one for Chevrolet! Laugh [(-D]