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                        Funny Bumper Sticker if You like Fords anyway

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Monday, October 17, 2005 11:20 AM
                        This is the funniest I ever saw.

                        "I'm fat, your ugly....I can lose weight"
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 6:39 PM
                        Ive never seen that sticker on the back of a ford before,guess i'll have to look for it the next time i pass one in my Dodge truck.Big Smile [:D]
                        CFR
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                        richard bent
                        • Member since
                          July 2005
                        • From: Queensland ,Australia
                        Posted by richard bent on Saturday, October 8, 2005 8:58 AM
                        nearly wet my pants when i read this sticker on the back of an SUV

                        "if you can read this.............@#$% wheres my trailer(caravan)!!!!!!!!
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                        Jeff8600
                        • Member since
                          September 2005
                        • From: Adairsville Ga
                        Posted by Jeff8600 on Friday, October 7, 2005 5:06 PM
                        Well I have a good one for Chevys!

                        "C"racked
                        "H"eads
                        "E"very
                        "V"avle
                        "R"attles
                        "O"il
                        "L"eaks
                        "E"ngine
                        "T"rouble

                        any Chevy guy can make up a saying for a 4-letter word but it takes a Ford Man to do one for Chevrolet!Laugh [(-D] Laugh [(-D]
                        Jeff Adair Adairsville, Ga
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                        Jim Barton
                        • Member since
                          February 2003
                        Posted by Jim Barton on Wednesday, October 5, 2005 6:05 PM
                        I saw this one on an RV not too long ago: "Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?"

                        "Whaddya mean 'Who's flying the plane?!' Nobody's flying the plane!"

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                        lordairgtar
                        • Member since
                          September 2005
                        • From: Muskego: actually means "infested with spiders"
                        Posted by lordairgtar on Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:28 PM
                        The voices in my head do not like you
                        My truck is not your moving van, so don't ask
                        My kid can beat up your honor student
                        Station wagons rule/ Mini vans drool
                        Put the cell phone down and drive
                        I brake whenever
                        My other car is just as crappy as this one
                        My other car is a Bradley fighting vehicle
                        Micheal Jackson is free, do you know where your children are?
                        I closed Wolskis (infamous east side Milwaukee bar)
                        Save the whales/harpoon a fat chick
                        Save the whales/Spear Britney
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Monday, September 5, 2005 3:29 PM
                        ive never seen this one but it came to me and it would seem like a good bumper sticker idea: "Traffic is the reason theres a highway to hell"
                        probably my favorite one is "keep hinking im reloading!"
                        -DJ
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                        FreedomEagle1953
                        • Member since
                          December 2012
                        Posted by FreedomEagle1953 on Sunday, September 4, 2005 6:58 PM
                        I've always liked the one that reads ... "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys" ... or you fill in the blank ... I've seen it several ways ... Smile,Wink, & Grin [swg]

                        FreedomEagle1953

                        Chicago, IL area

                        "keep on building 'em ... but don't glue your fingers together"

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                        RadMax8
                        • Member since
                          February 2005
                        • From: Cleveland, OH
                        Posted by RadMax8 on Sunday, September 4, 2005 5:19 PM
                        Simon, the 1st one is a hoot!
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, September 4, 2005 12:48 PM
                        Found On Road Dead
                        Fix Or Repair Daily
                        F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge
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                        bigphoto1
                        • Member since
                          May 2003
                        • From: Ridout
                        Posted by bigphoto1 on Sunday, September 4, 2005 4:23 AM
                        Fastest On Race Day!
                        Cheers, Tim
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, September 1, 2005 9:27 PM
                        Australia is:
                        "Holden Country where on a quiet day you can hear the Fords rusting"
                        and
                        "Overtaking will result in a race"
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, September 1, 2005 1:07 PM
                        a couple of my favorites, but I'm warped Wink [;)]
                        "Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"
                        and in the traditional "Dunkin Donuts" font and color "Fu%^in Gonuts"
                        this last one I am going to duplicate in scale someday... pretty easy nowadays if you get the right decal paper for your printer
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 9:53 PM
                        Saw one that say "Sex instructor on board... 1st lesson free" : )
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                        eizzle
                        • Member since
                          August 2005
                        • From: Greencastle, IN
                        Posted by eizzle on Monday, August 29, 2005 6:38 PM
                        ok, i have 2, one read P.E.T.A- People Eating Tasty Animals
                        #2 was simply "Caution: Parts may come off"

                        Colin

                         Homer Simpson for president!!!

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, July 31, 2005 4:16 AM
                        Best bumper sticker I have ever seen was on the rear window of a totally beaten up Peugeot of uncertain vintage (probably early '70's) and it read..."This is NOT an abandonded vehicle"
                        Laughed for some time over that one.
                        Cheers , Pete
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                        rangerj
                        • Member since
                          March 2003
                        Posted by rangerj on Saturday, July 30, 2005 10:13 PM
                        I like the window decal of Calvin (al la Calvin and Hobbs from the comic strip) doing #1 on a symbol of the Chevy Bowtie. Anyone know of decals for 1/25 or 1/24 scale models of this?.
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                        RadMax8
                        • Member since
                          February 2005
                        • From: Cleveland, OH
                        Posted by RadMax8 on Saturday, July 30, 2005 4:44 PM
                        FIRST ON RACE DAY!!!! I wish I had an SVT lightning, that is a bitchin ride...
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                        Bgrigg
                        • Member since
                          May 2005
                        • From: Left forever
                        Posted by Bgrigg on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 9:19 AM
                        I've seen that bumper sticker. It was on a Ford being pushed by a Ram truck!

                        So long folks!

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                        rudedog
                        • Member since
                          November 2003
                        • From: west springfield,mass
                        Posted by rudedog on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 8:49 AM
                        Buthchy,I do have a Hemi in my 2004 Ram truck,& it's so fast I'll pass anything on the road except a gas station !!!! Semper fi,rudedog

                        "...That's an order,not a debate topic , Sergeant Rudzik..."

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                        leemitcheltree
                        • Member since
                          January 2003
                        • From: Washington State
                        Posted by leemitcheltree on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 6:54 AM
                        I work with a guy who has a sticker that says "God made Chevrolets to keep idiots out of Fords"..........what can I say?

                        Cheers, LeeTree
                        Remember, Safety Fast!!!

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                        DBFSS385
                        • Member since
                          September 2003
                        • From: Connecticut
                        Funny Bumper Sticker if You like Fords anyway
                        Posted by DBFSS385 on Saturday, July 23, 2005 8:37 PM
                        While at a local Cruise night tonight I saw a tricked out Ford Lightning (2002) with a bumper sticker that Read ( now don't get mad Mopar Guys)..
                        Got a Hemi????
                        That's Why your Reading this.....
                        I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.. I got to get one for my SVT Focus.
                        Just thought that Car nuts would get a kick out of this.
                        Be Well/DBF Walt
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