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Posted by Bish on Wednesday, October 5, 2011 3:47 AM

mitsdude

How does that old joke go about French tanks and going in reverse?

 

You mean the one about them haveing one forward gear and 11 reverse. I actually knew that as a joke about the Italians.

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Posted by mitsdude on Wednesday, October 5, 2011 1:50 AM

How does that old joke go about French tanks and going in reverse?

 

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Posted by Sprue-ce Goose on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 6:05 PM

Bish

 

 RESlusher:

 

 

 Bish:

Sorry, i am an Englishman, and i am trying so hard to restrain myself here. Zip it!

 

 

I've got German blood on both sides of my family.  We're not happy unless we're marching across someone else's land!  Big Smile

 

 

Ye, usually France Big Smile Though you have a way to go before you catch up to us. We were at it for about 900 years.

Sorry, that slipped out Whistling

No worries...........probably picked that idea up from the Romans, the Vikings, the Saxons, the Normans................

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Posted by Bish on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 3:55 PM

RESlusher

 Bish:

Sorry, i am an Englishman, and i am trying so hard to restrain myself here. Zip it!

 

I've got German blood on both sides of my family.  We're not happy unless we're marching across someone else's land!  Big Smile

Ye, usually France Big Smile Though you have a way to go before you catch up to us. We were at it for about 900 years.

Sorry, that slipped out Whistling

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Posted by RESlusher on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 3:47 PM

Bish

Sorry, i am an Englishman, and i am trying so hard to restrain myself here. Zip it!

I've got German blood on both sides of my family.  We're not happy unless we're marching across someone else's land!  Big Smile

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Posted by Bish on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 3:45 PM

RESlusher

 Sprue-ce Goose:

 Bish:

Yes Spruce, i was aware. I just woundered if the ones he meet were French.

 

Indeed!

The same thought crossed my mind.

 

 

 

 

I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt here...Whistling

Why? there French

Sorry, i am an Englishman, and i am trying so hard to restrain myself here. Zip it!

I am a Norfolk man and i glory in being so

 

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Posted by Sprue-ce Goose on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 3:38 PM

Well, the FAQ section does state that if someone wants French citizenship, he must no longer have problems with the authorities.

 

http://www.legion-recrute.com/en/faq.php?SM=0

 

 

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Posted by Bish on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 3:35 PM

Well, maybe not. The Legion does have an elite status, and so would be attractive to those who wanted to be the best. And i believe that it is no longer a haven for criminals and those simply wishing to get away.

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Posted by RESlusher on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 3:32 PM

Sprue-ce Goose

 Bish:

Yes Spruce, i was aware. I just woundered if the ones he meet were French.

 

Indeed!

The same thought crossed my mind.

 

 

 

I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt here...Whistling

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Posted by Sprue-ce Goose on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 3:26 PM

Bish

Yes Spruce, i was aware. I just woundered if the ones he meet were French.

Indeed!

The same thought crossed my mind.

I would presume that a French National without a criminal record would volunteer first for the regular armed services.

Perhaps only Foreign Legion officers and key senior enlisted would be French.

 

http://www.legion-recrute.com/en/

 

 

 

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Posted by Bish on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 2:51 PM

Yes Spruce, i was aware. I just woundered if the ones he meet were French.

I am a Norfolk man and i glory in being so

 

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Posted by RESlusher on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 2:37 PM

Sprue-ce Goose

 

Unless the rules have changed recently, the French Foreign Legion does not restrict recruitment to French Nationals.

 

You are correct, sir!  Toast

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Posted by Sprue-ce Goose on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 2:35 PM

Bish

 

 RESlusher:

 

And the Germans a couple weeks to turn them to quivering masses of jello?  Big Smile

I'm just teasing though.  I met a couple legionaires once.  Those were some real bad-a$$es.  Bow Down

 

 

 

But were they French.

Unless the rules have changed recently, the French Foreign Legion does not restrict recruitment to French Nationals.

 

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Posted by iraqiwildman on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 2:34 PM

Oui

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Posted by stikpusher on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 2:33 PM

Dragon beat them to it by a few months....

One must admit that the Battle of France, Spring 1940 was not one of their better times in a long proud military history.

 

F is for FIRE, That burns down the whole town!

U is for URANIUM... BOMBS!

N is for NO SURVIVORS...

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Posted by RESlusher on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 2:19 PM

But they could make a wicked souffle!!  Chef

 

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Posted by Bish on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 2:17 PM

RESlusher

And the Germans a couple weeks to turn them to quivering masses of jello?  Big Smile

I'm just teasing though.  I met a couple legionaires once.  Those were some real bad-a$$es.  Bow Down

 

 

But were they French.

I am a Norfolk man and i glory in being so

 

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Posted by RESlusher on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 2:07 PM

And the Germans a couple weeks to turn them to quivering masses of jello?  Big Smile

I'm just teasing though.  I met a couple legionaires once.  Those were some real bad-a$$es.  Bow Down

 

 

Richard S.

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Posted by Sprue-ce Goose on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 2:02 PM

Took the British, Russians, Spanish, Prussians, Austrians and a number of lesser states from 1803 till 1815 to finally defeat the French  revolutionary army.

 

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Posted by RESlusher on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 1:56 PM

Today's study question, boys and girls...

 

Why is the Champs Elysees lined with trees???

    So the Germans can march in the shade!!  Clown

 

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Posted by smeagol the vile on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 1:46 PM

not me!

 

The french never got this close to the enemy, they always waved the white flags from a distance!

 

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Posted by Subhuman1 on Monday, September 26, 2011 12:57 PM

Well I will say the picture in the link did make me chuckle. But that aside, lots of people from lots of sides assumed the same position.

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Posted by EasyMike on Monday, September 26, 2011 7:53 AM

Does it matter?

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Posted by Bish on Sunday, September 25, 2011 11:31 AM

Well, i am sure most of us have perceptions about certain countries, sometimes for good reason, sometimes not. Guess thats human nature.

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This about sums up peoples perceptions
Posted by ps1scw on Sunday, September 25, 2011 11:26 AM
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