yeah, he can crank out some really funny stuff...............thats just everyday living for some folks i know!!!!
LOL.
My favorite "You might be a redneck" joke is this one:
"If you think a nut-cracker is something you do off a divin' board........ya might be a redneck!!"
the reason that one is so funny to me is, we actually did "nut-crackers" off the divin' board as kids!!! and thats what we called them too!!
my favorite redneck word is "initiate", i'll use it in a sentence for ya:
my wife ate a hamburger and french fries, "initiate" 3 hot fudge sundae's!!
the red neck word for "and then she ate"!!