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Love the entire opening monologue in Patton, but what always stands out is the following line - we're gonna go through them like crap through a goose!
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
1941
Wild Bill Kelso: Turn this tub around, you're taking me to Tokyo!
In the Line of Fire
Frank Horrigan: You have a rendezvous with my a** mother*****r!
Crimson Tide
Captain Ramsey: If you cannot keep up, that stinging sensation you will be feeling in the seat of your pants will be my boot n your a**!
There are many more...
Something from my childhood, "I want to be a dentist". Not really but when stuff goes south I really want to do something else. Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer.
It's a MANS HEAD! Wild Wild West
Surly you jest..
I never jest and don't call me Shirley.
I just want you to know everbody is counting on you.
Luke I'm your father...followed by NNNNOOOOOOOOO.
These aren't the droids your looking for. That phrase works sometimes on my boss.
we're modelers it's what we do
rob44 "Leave the gun, take the canolli."
"Leave the gun, take the canolli."
The Godfather!
I love a great mob movie. Along that theme:
"What do you mean funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you? Huh!? What do you mean funny??!!"
My wife was on one of the upper levels of the V.A. hospital where they have robot carts running paperwork and small equipment from place to place. Whe watched one go by, and on the back was a sticker that said " I'm not the droid youi're looking for".
Let's say they were seen going this way...
response: they were seen going this way.
response: Now let's say....
Police Squad T.V. series
Look, the invader's ship is heading straight for the planet of the Spartans, they'll stop them.
Transmissions: Spartans, you will surrender now.
Who said that?
We did, surrender, now.
We don't see any ship out there, only that small moon.
That si our ship.
slight pause: Give us time to pack.
Just what we need, a Druish Princess.
Gee, she doesn't look Druish.
Switch to emergency power. Well duh
"The gods are pleased! They are going to watch the battle."
" Crush your enemies! See them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women!"
"Contemplate this, on the Tree of Woe."
F is for FIRE, That burns down the whole town!
U is for URANIUM... BOMBS!
N is for NO SURVIVORS...
- Plankton
LSM
"I love it when a plan comes together." - Hannibal
"If you have a problem that no one else can help, and if you can find them, then maybe you can hire....the A-team..pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!"
"This is the big one Elizabeth!"
-Fred Sanford
"Watch it sucker..."
-Aunt Esther
"That's not how The Force works!"
- Mike Brindos "Lost Boy"
One of my favorites from "Crocodile Dundee":
That's not a knife; THIS is a knife!
Devil Dawg
On The Bench: Tamiya 1/32nd Mitsubishi A6M5 Model 52 Zeke For Japanese Group Build
Build one at a time? Hah! That'll be the day!!
"You'll shoot your eye out kid"
"Ohhhhhh Fuuuuuddddggge..."
"I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!!!"
stikpusher "You'll shoot your eye out kid" "Ohhhhhh Fuuuuuddddggge..." "I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!!!"
Maddafinga!
General Savage to Major Stoval: "Ours or theirs?"
OK. In the stash: Way too much to build in one lifetime...
My first movie date with my now wife and the first Batman movie where Bruce Wayne removes his cool wire-rimmed glasses and says to his gilrlfriend "I am Batman." Whoa! I immediatly bought those cool glasses and used that line a lot! Actually, I am Batman I tell my wife occasionally. She still giggles.
Max
Devil Dawg One of my favorites from "Crocodile Dundee": That's not a knife; THIS is a knife!
This always reminds me of a story that may be apocryphal, but its still good. In the Society for Creative Anachronism, people will create functional armor for use in re-enactments. The story goes that there was an event in a park, and one of the fighters was putting his stuff away, still wearing his chain mail under his tabard, when a punk comes up, produces a switch blade and demands the guys money. The guy looks at him, and pointedly goes back to loading his car. The would be robber repeats his demand, and the fighter tells him to leave him alone. The punk then threatens to stab the fighter, at which point, the fighter turns to him and says, "go ahead". The punk proceeds to stab, and the knife goes "clink" on the armor, much to his surprise. So he tries again, with similiar results. The guy then says "my turn", and reaching into the car produces a 2 handed sword (think Braveheart). The punk decides that discression is the better part of valor and disappeared like smoke in the wind. The image of the punk's eyes as the 5-6 feet of sword appears widening into 2 dinner plates makes me laugh.
One of my favorite lines comes from Babylon 5. A Mimbari battle fleet drops out of hyperspace just as the Earthforce ships arrive to capture the station. The exchange is classic. Ambassador Delenn "This is Ambassador Delenn of the Mimbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw or be destroyed!" Earth Force "Negative! We have authority here. Do no force us to engage your ship." Delenn: "Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with the Mimbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me If you value your lives, be somewhere else!"
John
Dwayne or Dman or just D. All comments are welcome on my builds.
wolfhammer1 ... One of my favorite lines comes from Babylon 5. A Mimbari battle fleet drops out of hyperspace just as the Earthforce ships arrive to capture the station. The exchange is classic. Ambassador Delenn "This is Ambassador Delenn of the Mimbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw or be destroyed!" Earth Force "Negative! We have authority here. Do no force us to engage your ship." Delenn: "Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with the Mimbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me If you value your lives, be somewhere else!" John
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Hi,
Your posts reminded me of something from Dr. Who. It may not necessarily be one of my favorite one liners but it did strike me as a really great quote.
I think it was one of the first episodes where they had the weeping angels, and the Dr and his companions ran into a group of "clerics" led by a "bishop" that were more like a military squad than a religious order.
Anyway, although the Dr and the Biship initially got off on the wrong foot, there came a point where the Bishop sacrifices himself to help save the others, at which point, just before the Bishop passes away, the Dr said something to the effect of "I wish I had gotten to know your better". To which the "Bishop" replied something along the lines of "With all respect, I think you have know me at my best".
Pat
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Sixty! We dropped at least 60, wouldn't you say?
Adendorff: That leaves only 3,940.
Zulu
While thinking about that PhotoBucket ransom note...
"How could it be worse..." "Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah..."
Compliments of Mony Python.
"We used to call him old spit and polish, because he used to spit, and he was Polish"?
Bob Hope - "Fancy Pants" (I think)
ridleusmc "It's 106 miles to Chicago, We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" "Hit it"
"It's 106 miles to Chicago,
We've got a full tank of gas,
half a pack of cigarettes,
it's dark,
and we're wearing sunglasses"
"Hit it"
This is our family's required mantra before any road trip over 50 miles.
"Frenchman, we do not accept your surrender. If you're Vichy, fight us. If you're Frenchmen, join us!"
-"I can't... murder anybody.."
-"We don't murder, we kill."
-"It's the same thing."
-"The hell it is,Griff. You don't murder animals, you kill 'em..."
-"Killing insane people is bad for public relations."
-"But killing sane people's okay?"
-"That's right..."
From Mrs. Doubtfire when Daniel speaks over the phone to Miranda as one of the applicants for the nanny position...................
"I don't werk (accent) well with the males...I used to be one"
Too many models to build, not enough time in a lifetime!!
Capt Stransky- "Allright, I accept. I'll show you how a Prussian officer fights."
Sgt. Steiner - "And I will show you, where the Iron Crosses grow..."
^ Love that one.
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